Phoenix Wright got put in Smash, I might break down crying. Is it going to happen? No. Deep inside I know it won’t. But oh man if it did... if he were the worst fighter ever created for any fighting game, I’d main him. If he were more broken than Brawl Meta Knight, I’d main him. If it were 100% impossible to win with him because he can’t deal any damage and the blast zones get removed so his opponents can’t even SD, I’d main him. I love Ace Attorney a ton, but Phoenix as a character is so good that he is still better than the series itself. He’s easily within my top 10 favorite fictional characters, maybe even top 5. Or even top 3. Or even top 1. Or even top 0. Or even top -24. Heck, if every other fighter got cut, and the roster was Phoenix and only Phoenix, it would be the perfect game. If every living thing on earth became Phoenix, that’d be perfect. If the universe became a giant Phoenix head, I’d love it. If Phoenix was...wait...I think I got just a little carried away there...