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Can you guess the answers to these well known (and pretty rubbish) jokes?
Last updated: January 25, 2018
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
What noise does a bee make going backwards?
How can you stop a fish smelling?
Put a peg on its nose
Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
He was too far out
How do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter
A drunk man walked into a bar...
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop
Why does a giraffe have a long neck?
Its feet smell
What did the biscuit say when his friend was run over?
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper
Why is the strongest animal a snail?
It has a house on its back
What goes 99 bonk?
Centipede with a wooden leg
Why did the tortoise cross the road?
To get to the shell garage
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit burrow?
Hot cross bunnies
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the loo?
The P is silent
What did the policeman say to his tummy?
You're under a vest
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom
How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the garden
Why did the boy throw a clock from his window?
To see time fly
What do you call three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well
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