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Hint
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Answer
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Dormammu, I've come to bargain
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Doctor strange
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Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose
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Tony Stark
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I'm Mary poppins, y'all
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Yondu
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If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it
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Tony Stark
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What are you, Thor, god of hammers
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Odin
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Like an antelope in headlights
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Okoye
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Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.
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Drax
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We never lose our demons, Mordo. We only learn to live above them
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Ancient one
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Oh I was just um... Looking at... Porn
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Ned
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Yeah, it's called the... uh... revengers
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Thor
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whatcha talking about? I never freeze
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T'challa
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He says, welcome to the frickin' guardians of the Galaxy. Only he didn't use frickin'
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Rocket
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What are you hiding peter
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Michelle
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A creepy old man cut my hair off
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Thor
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Yeah, you know, you really should have stolen the whole book because the warnings... The warnings come after the spells
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Doctor strange
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It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one
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Korg
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Praise! another broken white boy to fix
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Shuri
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You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you
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Peter Quill
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Wakanda forever
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Okoye
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Until then... Best not to walk down the streets wearing an Infinity stone
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Wong
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Hint
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Answer
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I don't know I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side
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Tony Stark
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You know, I used to want to be a valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women.
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Thor
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You jumped off a sign and landed on your face
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Karen
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Not tea
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Thor
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People are shooting at me - wait, let me put my helmet on!"
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Shuri
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Too late, you guys are losers
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Michelle
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I got... Homework
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Peter Parker
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One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat
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Rocket/Groot
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Oh. so you joined a cult
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Christine
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Has anyone here fought the grandmaster's champion
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Thor
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Yeah. Doug has. Hey, Dough. Could you come over here? oh, yeah, I forgot, Doug's dead.
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Korg
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That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all
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Peter Parker
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I'm what's called a celestial, sweetheart
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Ego
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I'm fluent in google translate
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Doctor strange
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I want the throne
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Killmonger
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I'm sorry. I took it too far. I meant Trash Panda
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Peter Quill
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No. Not trash. were you waiting to just call her that? It doesn't start with a B!
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Grandmaster
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Mister Doctor
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Kaecilius
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My intel reports that the chunk of vibranium you took was all that wakanda had
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Everett Ross
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I became distracted
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Vision
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Hint
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Answer
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Your savior has arrived
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Loki
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While heroes like the avengers protect the world from physical dangers, we sorcerers safeguard it against more mystical threats
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Wong
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What the FU
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Aunt May
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Yeah, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge. I still felt so guilty I've been carrying him around all day
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Korg
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Would you kill me, my love
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w'kabi
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Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss
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Clint Barton
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No, I didn't ride the hammer
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Thor
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you... you want to go to wakanda? They're savages
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Klaue
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Ow! My Nipples!
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Drax
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The preferred term is Master of the mystic Arts. You can leave that now
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Doctor strange
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all right, I've run out of patience. Underoos!
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Tony Stark
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The king is dead. Come with me if you don't want to join him
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Nakia
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Multiple contusions detechted
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Friday
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Touch me and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw
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Gamora
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This stupid dog won't die
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Valkyrie
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I don't care
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T'challa
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Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad
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Peter Parker
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You will destroy the world, wakanda included!
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T'challa
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The crabby Puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die
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Mantis
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It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.
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Scott Lang
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