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well there goes my plan for selling them on ebay
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Clary
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Unfortunately, lady of the haven, my one true love remains myself
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Jace
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I wanted to tell you that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know
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Simon
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I did not make a pie for three reasons. One, because I do not have any pie ingredients. Two, because I don't know how to make a pie. And Three? Because I am Not Your B!*ch
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Alec
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The wards have broken, and the streets are full of demons. and you want to know why i haven't called you
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Magnus
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Oh, Lord montgomery, what do you mean to do with me in this bedroom when you have me all alone? Is my virtue safe?
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Isabelle
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I never understand why people say that, I wan't going anywhere
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Luke
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you mean father I despise this modern habit of calling one's parents by their names
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Valentine
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I could hear your heart beating when you were watching me with valentine. Did it bother you?
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Sebastian/Jonathan
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Luke made pasta
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Jocelyn
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I'm pure of heart, it repeals the dirt
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Isabelle
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you should never wear that hat again
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Raphael
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You don't mind apples, do you
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Livvy
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He is not a Herondale. He is a lightwood. Jace Lightwood. He's my son.
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Maryse
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I was going to put what birthday it was on the sign but Jace said that after twenty, you're just old, so it doesn't matter anyway.
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Max
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Climb the demon Towers? No, no one ever does that. It's totally illegal, for one thing, and besides, why would you want to?
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Aline
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If you made the baby for yourself and Alec, you can tell me
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Robert
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Be brave, it's not a duck, is it?
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Tessa
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Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks
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Jem
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They ate it too, Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck
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Will
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If you set yourself on fire deliberately, i will institute divorce proceedings. Now sit down and eat you supper. and say hello to our guest
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Charlotte
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prehaps he's been kidnapped and replaced by an automation
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Henry
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What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots
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Jessimine
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so you're a shadowhunter, De Quincey told me that you lot were monsters
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Nate
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everyone is more than one thing, we are more than single actions we undertake, whether they be good or evil
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Kieran
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it's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth you loving them. As long as they deserve is
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Sophie
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Nobody calls me blondie and keeps their kneecaps
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Emma
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By the Angel, this place is barely better than a penny gaff, Gabriel don't look at anything unless i tell you it's all right
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Gideon
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The sea wears down cliffs, emma, and turns them into sand; so love wears us down and breaks our defenses
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Christina
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Father is a worm
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Gabriel
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Think of what it must have been like in scholomance for all those years it was closed, All the way up in the mountains, totally abandoned and dark, full of spiders and ghosts and shadows
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Dru
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On a Tuesday they were wed and by friday they were dead and they buried them in the courtyard side by side, o, my love, and they buried them dies by side
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Bridget
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Oh, I'm sorry, Is there a different highway you'd like to die on? BECAUSE WE CAN ARRANGE THAT
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Emma
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If my heart was a canvas every square inch of it would be painted with you
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Julian
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Vows of friendship and love are stronger
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Diego
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I read once that explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, You find out how it works, but the frog dies in the process
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Mark
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This is why sherlock holmes lets waston do the talking
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Kit
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Holmes never lets watson do the talking. Waston is the backup
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Ty
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The choices we make, make us
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Diana
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Life is a Book and there are a thousand pages I have not yet read
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Will
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Laws are meaningless child, there is nothing more important than love. and no law higher
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Malcolm
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I am a man, and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman and bring me something brown
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Jace
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Why are you wearing a t-shirt under you other t-shirt
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Livvy
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I know who you are, but... You look so....so....shiny.
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Maia
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I think she just asked if she could touch my mango
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Jace
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Don't 'yech me. you're the one with the magical spit
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Isabelle
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Isabelle! stop throwing clothes at me!
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Simon
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There is truth in stories, There is truth in one of your paintings, boy or in a sunset or a couplet from Homer. Fiction truthm even if it is not a fact. If you believe only in facts and forget stories, your brain will live but your heart will die
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Arthur
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What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate
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Will
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Gracious, that's a lot of bosom you're showing
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Magnus
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Jace is trying to drag a trebuchet into the training room.
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Clary
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The whale without ahab is just a whale. A whale with no problems. A stress-free whale
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Julian
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No one is ever the villian in their own story
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Christina
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If you don't know what your last name is, it's probably herondale
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Julian
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You know, you really didn't have to throw that man through the window
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Cecily
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