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Hint	Answer	% Correct
Instead of riding horses the knights bang two half ________ together to simulate the sounds of clopping horse hooves	coconuts	93%
"Just a _____ wound"	flesh	91%
"I am your king" ... "Well I didn't ___ for you!"	vote	84%
Sir Lancelot the ...	Brave	82%
"Tis but a _______"	scratch	80%
What foul beast guards the cave of Caerbannog?	a killer rabbit	79%
Which of the Black Knight's limbs is severed first?	left arm	78%
The French guards catapult a ___ at King Arthur and his knights to rid of them	cow	77%
What is Sir Lancelot's favorite color?	blue	73%
King Arthur and Sir Bedivere must "apease" The Knights Who Say Ni! by buying them a _________	shrubbery	73%
"I ___ in your general direction"	fart	71%
How many times did the king of Swamp Castle have to build the castle before it finally stayed up?	4	70%
"1, 2, _" ... "3, sir!"	5	68%
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladden swallow? What do you mean, _______ or ________ swallow?"	African / European	66%
Sir Lancelot comes to save Prince Herbert because he thinks that he is a ____	lady	63%
What weapon is used to kill the foul beast guarding the cave of Caerbannog?	The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch	63%
Who is King Arthur's trusty servant?	Patsy	61%
What do the knights yell when they're too scared to fight?	Run away!	59%
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, it is a _____ place"	silly	59%
Prince Herbet doesn't want land, he'd "rather just ____"	sing	59%
What is Sir Galahad's real favorite color?	yellow	57%
Which actor plays the Black Knight?	John Cleese	56%
To enter the French castle, King Arthur's knights build a giant ______ ______	wooden rabbit / trojan rabbit	55%
What word can't The Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni! stand to hear or say?	it	54%
How does the movie end?	King Arthur and his knights are arrested	53%
What happened to those responsible for the strange subtitles?	They were sacked	53%
King Arthur and his knights meet up with ___ the enchanter	Tim	53%
"Who are you who are so wise in the ways of _______?"	science	52%
Which animal is appropriately displayed on Sir Robin's shield?	a chicken	48%
Sir Galahad the ...	Pure / Chaste	47%
In the beginning credits there is much talk about "many interesting furry animals", which one in particular?	The Majestic Moose	47%
"So, if she weighs the same as a duck then she's ____ __ ____"	made of wood	46%
And the aptly named, Sir ...	Not Appearing in this Film	42%
Which actor plays Roger the Shrubber?	Eric Idle	40%
How old is Dennis?	37	39%
"You make me ___, so be it"	sad	39%
"It's only a _____", is Patsy's only line in the film	model	38%
Which actor plays the leader of The Knights Who Say Ni!?	Michael Palin	37%
What do you burn apart from witches?	more witches	36%
What animal is often heard and seen being beaten, tortured or stomped on?	a cat	35%
"I feel _____! I feel _____!"	happy	35%
Sir Galahad is invited in to the Castle _______ which is populated only by women	Anthrax	34%
Who suffers a fatal heart attack?	The animator	33%
How much does it cost to get rid of your dead?	9 pence	32%
Which actor plays the inept guard with hiccoughs?	Graham Chapman	31%
"Hello, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a ____, you know"	duck	30%
What is the capital of Assyria?	"I don't know that"	29%
Sir Robin the ...	Not Quite so Brave as Sir Lancelot	29%
"He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of ___________"	Argh	27%
Which actor plays Dennis's mother?	Terry Jones	26%
"We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ___, and ___, and ____ a lot"	ham / jam / spam	25%
When given the task to find the Holy Grail, Arthur and his knights _____ their ____ from God while speaking with him	avert / eyes	24%
Which actor plays the Bridgekeeper / the Old Man from Scene 24?	Terry Gilliam	24%
Sir Lancelot saves Sir Galahad from the castle and from almost certain "_____"	peril	22%
"We better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's ________"	dynamite	20%
_______ 93² A.D.	England	20%
"I wave my _______ _____ at your aunties"	private parts	19%
"... and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be ______ ______"	banana shaped	15%
"I burst my _______ at you"	pimples	12%
Which actor was forgotten in the ending credits?	No one was forgotten, there were no ending credits	11%
Where in the book of Armaments does it explain how to use the weapon against "thy foe"?	Chapter 2, Verses 9-21	9%
Which actor plays Sir Robin's singing minstrel?	Neil Innes	9%
Sir Galahad is wounded and is examined by "Dr." ______ and "Dr." _______	Piglet / Winston	5%
There are two characters names that are spelled two different ways throughout the movie, which two characters?	Sir Galahad / Gallahad and Sir Lancelot / Launcelot	5%
"In the name of ___ and the _____!"	God / Glory	3%