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Rowing is Easy

Don't Fail *Yes this quiz is Bias*
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Last updated: April 5, 2019
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1. You are sitting at the starting line waiting for your race to be called. You look over at your competition and notice they are trash talking you. What do you do?
Take off your rigger, throw it at their boat.
Jump out of the boat, swim over, & flip their boat.
Ask them what their 2k is.
Tell the official.
Take out your oar and smack their head out of their boat.
2. Who would win in a 2000m race?
Atlas V *rocket carrying NASA's New Horizons spacecraft*.
Light
Mystic Powerboats C4400 catamaran.
Clark Dean
3. Clark Dean?
Clark
Dean Clark
Dean
Clark Dean
4. While preparing for the Z Final at Youth Nationals, you notice your biggest competitions boat is just sitting in slings out in the open. In order to not get last in the Z Final (156th in the nation,) what do you do?
Throw their boat in a nearby wood chipper.
Just put laxatives in their water.
Leave their boat alone, play Sicko Mode to pump yourself up for the race.
Poke various micro holes throughout the boats hull, and let them go down like the Titanic.
5. Rowing through the 1000m mark during your Stotesbury Final, you look over to see you are one seat down from first place. How you approach the last 500m
Bring the rating up to a Japanese 60'.
Steer your boat into your competition, board them, and throw them into the water.
Scream uncontrollably until they are discombobulated and catch a crab.
Inject yourself with an epipen to receive an extra boost of energy to pass them.
6. In a 2000m race, what is the ideal move to make when at the FIRST 500m?
Sprint
Cry
Crab
Die
Sink
7. How should you celebrate after winning a big race?
Stand up and roar
Take out your giant 3'x5' sign that says, "NOTICE ME"
Start crying
Politely congratulate your boat and your competition on a good row.
Splash the water
8. You are sitting at your tent waiting for the launch time of your race. You want to get some fuel in you to maximize your race performance. What’s the move?
A loaf a bread from Panera
A 2 leter container of Dr. Peper
Gasoline
Your middle toe
9. Which boat?
Pair
Coxed Single
Quad
Dragon Boat
10. What’s your 2k?
9:59.99
0:00.01
99:99.99
7:00.00
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Clark Dean
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