Brooklyn Nine Nine

What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin

Fraud dog! Fraud dog! Fraud dog!

Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one

We hooked up once last summer and then the nightmare started again about a month ago

Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!

I miss my home chair.

Okay. Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone.

Oh, I've caused a problem. I think I am getting a text message. Bloop. Ah, there it is.

I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

hoOw DARE you detective diaz...i am your supIORIOR OFFICER!BoOoNEE!!whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis nOne of your businEss...bOoOoOnNEE!don't,ever,speak to me like that again