Comedy Movie Quotes

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"I diidn't know they gave out rings at The Holocaust"

"Hey Mom...Can we get some meat loaf?"

"Yeah, I remember that girl...she was a ho for sho'"

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course means a whale's vagina"

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever."

"I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch Kung Fu"

"Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you...but I'm not going to."

"Don't call me stupid."

"I don't care about losing all the money. It's losing all the stuff."

"Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs."

"And he says, Oh, uh...there won;t be any money, but when you die on your deathbead, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

"Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. it's just not really widely reported."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

"Chicks dig me, becuase I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual."

"What I'm trying to say is that when I get out of prison, can I hang out with your ten-year-old son?"

"We're on a mission from God."

"I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!"

"Earmuffs!"

"Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going."

"Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?"

"I went to one of those obedience places once...it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts."

"You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say"...Well, you're dead now, so shut up."

"Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in!"