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1.in which decade was this school opened
80s
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60s
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50s
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70s
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2.Who is the current head of year 7
Mr Rhodri Jones
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Miss Catherall
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Miss Stanford
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Miss Gierke
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Hon yw’r sberm ( A Catherall quote)
3.Which of these is not a SUPPLY teacher
Mr Dai Jones
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Miss Harris
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Mr Wright
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Miss Caldicott
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Miss Evans
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Miss Harris has never supplied anything.
4.Which of these teachers are NOT bald
Mr Jacks
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Mr Dodd
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APH
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Mr Jacks has a tiny bit left.
5.Which of these countries have never had a school trip that features a plane landing there.
Italy
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The UK
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Germany
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Iceland
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The flights back land in the uk, Iceland had a Daear trip and no plane lands in Germany only in Poland.Lose a point for putting Italy as it existed and was pointless .
6.Which of these is not ever available in the ffreutur.
Macaroni Cheese.
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Pasta
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Good Food.
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Paninis
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Chicken Burgers
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The answers have to be factually correct sorry and they do chicken baps not burgers.
7.Which of these is a popular food choice at the proms.
Asian buffet
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Indian buffet
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Spicy Buffet
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American buffet
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8.How Much does prom cost to go to
Nothing
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About 20 pounds
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More
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33 pounds
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You will buy drinks or at least the clothing which you will never wear again.
9.Which of these subjects have their own twitter account.
English
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Welsh
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Add Gref
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Daear
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Stupid
10.When is the snitch box coming into force.
After May half term
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When the gwasanaeth happened
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A week before Easter
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After Easter
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11.What job does the school employee in the picture in the link below have
Link: images.app.goo.gl/nxf3v8Pn8XysomhF6
English teacher
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Maths teacher
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Librarian
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Welsh teacher
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12.What time are the sesiynau siwgr before exams.
8:15
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8:40
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8:20
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8:30
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No it is not when teachers forget about being healthy it's when they remember that school is meant to suck.
13.Which student is pictured here throwing a shotput 'tumbling' the records.
link: images.app.goo.gl/Lvhpf22Mdc5q1ydUA
Seb Bagnall
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Owain Jackson year 9 now
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Osian Meredith
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Tristan year 8 now.
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14.Which Teacher made the song help dwi angen cymorth
Miss Lloyd
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Mr C Evans
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Mr Wyn Jones
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Mr Meredith
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15.when the school first opened it was in a different building.which school is there now
clywedog
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hafod y wern
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rhosnesni
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st christopher's
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16.who was the head of the school before miss lewis
miss lewis never was head
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miss blackwell
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mr davies
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miss pritchard
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17.what is the punishment for not giving your mobile phone away after you get caught
suspension
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isolation
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the teacher can take it by force
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detention
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18.at what age do you learn sex education
year 9
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year 8
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year 11
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year 10
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19.who usually teaches this
someone from outside this school
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miss blackwell
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mr rhodri jones
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miss pritchard
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20.how many science LABS are there
8
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7
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9
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5
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21.which TEACHER has served longest
miss stanford
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mr japeth
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miss rowlands
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mr richard jones
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22.Which teacher used to be a wrestler
Mr Jacks
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Mr Aled Jones
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Mr Phillips
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Mr Japheth
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23.Which teacher randomly started singling while having 2 kids sat next to him during a lesson.
miss ellis
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mr charlton
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mr phillips
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mr rhodri jones
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24.Which one of these foods is NOT available every day at the ffreutur
biscuit
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pasta
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jumbo hot dog
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pizza
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25.Where did Jack Parry go to play cricket
Delhi
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Islamabad
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Rhos
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Mumbai
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Lose 5 marks for putting Rhos because it clearly isn’t as who would willingly go to rhos.
26.Which one of these is done on the last day of year 11
Wrestling match vs mr jones
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Foam Fight
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Water fight
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Nerf War
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Lose 1 mark for putting wrestling match as Mr Jones probably would win against mark and would lose his job if he embarrassed you.
27.Which of these teams have the school never had.
Girls Football
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Rounders
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Netball
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Basketball
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They’re sexist and you lose a Mark if you put Netball as Mark can’t play netball as he’s a boy and the school clearly have a netball squad with their propaganda.
28.Why is playing Basketball in the neuadd chwaeron not allowed. (In reality)
Netball is allowed?
Basketball sucks and netball is better. (Girl Power).
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Health and safety as they have no staff.
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They want to stop anything that involves running so they’re slowly reducing what we can do.
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They can’t stop netball as they’ll be called sexist by Netball fans.
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If you answered this in the neuadd you lose a Mark as Mark got kicked out and you didn’t.
29.What are the rules for going out of the hotel on a school trip.
Must be with a staff member.
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Must be with a staff member or large group of kids.
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Go out but your fault if you die.
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Not allowed at all.
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If you put go out but your fault you lose a mark as he got lost and that’s why there is no Mark in your year.
30.which drink is most expensive per 100ml
rubicon
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omj
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radnor fizz
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strathmore 500ml
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31.who created the best virus file on the computer
ben hughes
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none of these
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will fuller
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cai samuels
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32.Which one of these things do not happen in a school movie or book
a man getting killed with a harp
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A disabled guy getting shot by his mate
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a child getting raped
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A old man getting embarassed in a fight.
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33.how long is egwyl and dinner combined
1 hour 15
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1 hour
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55 minutes
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1 hour 5
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34.in what year was the scandal which resulted in lower punishments for speaking english which reached the front page of the leader
2011
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2014
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2012
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2013
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35.how many tgch teachers are in this school
2
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4
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3
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1
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36.how many business teachers are there
4
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3
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2
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1
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37.after what time are mobile phones officialy banned
9:00
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8:45
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all times
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8:30
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38.what committee is about to be created for the school council
food committee
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tech committee
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sports committee
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punishment committee
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39.what is the difference in quantity of male and female toilets (not including sixth form)
1 more female toilet
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1 more male toilet
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equal
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no real toilets exist
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40.who won the first morgan llwyds got talent
some guy singing
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archie
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stormzy club
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koziah
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41.how many fire drills are there
0
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too many
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enough
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too little
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Fact
42.who is now in the heddlu y llyfrgell
miss rowlands
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2 harrys
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morgan peters and ffion dempsey
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5 year 7s
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Things change
43.what is the longest ban from the library ever handed out by miss rowlands
until end of term
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2 days
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until end of week
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a day
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44.who was the head of year 7 last year
mr derbyshire
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miss stanford
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miss owen
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mr hughes
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45.Who is the head of key stage 4
miss ellis
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miss stanford
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mr ellis
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miss blackwell
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46.Who is in charge of morgyz bantz
There is no such thing as Morgyz Bantz
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morgan peters
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seb bagnall
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nobody knows
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It’s Morgies bantz
47.when is chess allowed in the library
not at all
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all times
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egwyl
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fridays
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48.Which teacher famously beat Tarik in a rap battle
Mr Japheth
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Mr Richard Jones
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Mr Aled Jones
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Mr Meredith
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49.How much did the new chweched building cost.
1.5 Million
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The price of a slice of pizza at the ffreutur
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The amount of times Miss Pritchard told people to tuck their shirts in (in pounds)
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2 Million
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50.Who will become head of year 11 while mr derbyshire is having a operation
Mr Josh Hughes
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Mr Pemberton
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Mr Dodd
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Miss Andrews
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51.how many people are allowed on a table in the library
3
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5
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6
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4
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Ask Miss Rowlands
52.Who won the most recent edition of Morgan Llwyd's got talent
Koziah
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Criw Stormzy
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Elan Parry
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A group dancing
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53.Which one of these people in 18/19 was on the school council
Morgan Peters
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Osian Mophead
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Ffion Dempsey
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Amy Piggott
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Tarik beat mophead.
54.Which one of these is a Morgan Peters video
First day in Morgan Llwyd
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Malteaser giveaway
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Morgan News
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My favorite music.
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You should watch it.
55.How do you spell the first name of former teacher Miss Owen
Eurgan
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Aurgain
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Eirgain
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Eurgain
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56.Which of these towns does Dai Jones like the most
Rhos
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Rhosddu
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Gwersyllt
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Parc Caia
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He loves Rhos
57.Why are burgers and chips different prices on alternating fridays
To people on free school meals cannot have them
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To stop kids buying burgers
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Customer demand sets the prices
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They have to be bought seperately
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58.Which of these was drawn on the science toilet mirror using soap
Their phone number
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Pidynau
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Swear words
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Their names
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Lose a Mark as he probably got expelled which explains why there’s no Mark in this school.
59.Which of these cool teachers play Coin Master
Morgz
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Mr Meredith
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Mr Jones Busnes
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Mr Richard Jones
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If you answered Morgz you lose 5 marks for being stupid as he isn’t cool nor is he a teacher . If you answer Mr Meredith you lose 1 mark as he is not a gamer.
60.Who is sean matheys midget friend.
Jack Scott
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Elis Martin Jones
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Osian Mophead.
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Tarik Atakan
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Sean hates Tarik as he is annoying.
61.Which of these teachers is a son/daughter of a former deputy head.
Miss Gierke
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Mr Charlton
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Mr Pemberton
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Miss Robertson
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Mr Huw Robertson
62.Which of these students last ''accidentally'' pressed the fire button.
Lewis Wilcox
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Brooke Edwards
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Louie Kendrick
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Morgan Peters
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Joss Foulkes
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63.Which of these movies is not watched in welsh
Patagonia
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Y Streic a Fi
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Y Tylluan Wen
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Hedd Wyn
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64.Which student is famous for offering a kitkat giveaway
Morgan Peters
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Osian Meredith
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Tarik
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Seb Bagnall
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65.Which of these ideas wasn't implemented by Miss Pritchard since she took over
shorts during hot weather
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Box for 'whistleblowing'
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Emergency button
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Hafan Blwyddyn 11
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66.What punishment is given for punching someone in the arm after a injection
dinner detention
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a slap on the wrist (literally)
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2 day isolation
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1 day suspension
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1 day isolation
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67.Which of these headteachers were good
Miss Pritchard
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Miss Lewis
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NONE OF THESE WERE GOOD
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Mr Davies
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They are all fantastic headteachers.
68.Miss Ellis Special
Which teacher always leaves the class during lessons
mr jones busnes
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miss gierke
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miss rhian jones
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miss stanford
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Ask Miss Ellis
69.Describe Tarik in one word
Attractive
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retarded
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smart
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idiotic
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annoying
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Not attractive even though its the 69th question. Lose a mark for putting retarded as he cant be if he created this quiz.
70.What team does Morgan Peters support
Liverpool
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Man U
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Man City
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rhos aelwyd
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As Morgans name is not Dai Jones you lose 12 marks (his age) for putting rhos
71.What is the first name of Miss Blackwell
Haddus
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Hafus
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Heddus
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Mefus
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72.Bonus Question How many gender options are there on facebook.
2
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72
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69
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3 (male female or retard)
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If you put 69 you lose 16 marks for being dirty.
73.Which of these is the name of a chip shop in Caergwrle
Piceys
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Pisces
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Pickies
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Dickies
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If the answer is wrong you lose 5 points for being a dickhead.