What's that Michael's Quote (The Office US)

 

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Missing words

1.

'I love ... ... . I'd love to be a part of one someday.'

2.

'... is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.'

3.

'I'm not superstitious but I am a ... ... .'

4.

'Sometimes I'll start a ... and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.'

5.

'I want you to ... ... on my foot Pam, please? I have Country Crock.

6.

'I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even ... here.'

7.

'If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot ... ...'

8.

'Yes it is true! I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. I need a username and I have a great one. ... ... ... . That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.'

9.

'No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has ... , you don't tell them.'

10.

'Everyone said to Vincent Van Gogh, 'You can't be a great painter. You only have one ear.' You know what he said? I can't ... ... . '

11.

The world sends people your way. Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here. No idea where Creed came from. The point is, you just have to play with the cards that you're dealt. Jim, that guy is an Ace. Dwight is my King up my sleeve. Phyllis is my Old Maid. ... is my Queen. That's easy. Give me a hard one. That's what ... said. Toby is the Instruction Card you throw away, Pam is a solid 7, and you know, Ryan is probably like a 2. Sometimes 2s can be wild, so watch out. And I'm obviously the Joker.

12.

'The worst thing about prison was the ... .'

13.

'Dwight you ... ... .

14.

'I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage, because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the ... .'

15.

Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a ..., I will attack you with the North.' And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.'

16.

'Friends joke with one another. 'Hey, you're poor.' 'Hey, your momma's ... .' That's what friends do.'

17.

'This is our ... ... . If you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple years ago.'

18.

'Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn't connect, I was miserable. Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with ... ... ... . Love is a mystery.'

19.

'I declare ...'

20.

'I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every ... ... .'