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Jokes Quiz (Part 2)

Try and guess the answer of the joke and enter the answer into the box, if unable to guess the correct answer, just laugh! :)
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Last updated: May 5, 2014
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First submittedMay 4, 2014
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner
What do you call cheese thats not yours?
Nacho cheese
What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armour?
A knight light
Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone?
He couldn't find the droid he was looking for
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers
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What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurtie
Why can't a bike stand on it's own?
Because it's two tired
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish
Did you hear about the hungry clock?
It went back four seconds
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed
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May 5, 2014
Shoot! I was just WORDS off on two of the. I said "It wasn't the droid he was looking for." and I also tried "he was framed, it was framed, they were framed" and forgot the because.
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