Statistics for Forty Renowned Philosophers

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Hint	Answer	% Correct
Philosopher King	Plato	91%
Nicomachean	Aristotle	87%
Capitalism sucks	Karl Marx	87%
I think, therefore I am	Descartes	83%
Gadfly	Socrates	82%
It's imperative that you get this one	Kant	75%
Ubermensch	Nietzsche	70%
Rhymes with bagel	Hegel	66%
Triangle	Pythagoras	64%
Property	John Locke	59%
Is/ought	Hume	55%
Authenticity, bad faith	Sartre	54%
Utilitarianism	John Stuart Mill	53%
Before civilization, we were nice	Rousseau	49%
Sisyphus	Camus	48%
Sum of all theology	Thomas Aquinas	48%
Christian Existentialist	Kierkegaard	47%
Language is a game.	Wittgenstein	45%
The ends justify the means	Machiavelli	44%
Confessions about pears	Saint Augustine	42%
Panopticon	Bentham	39%
Being unto death	Heidegger	38%
Will to Live	Schopenhauer	35%
Western Pan[en]theist	Spinoza	35%
The Beaver	Beauvoir	34%
Genealogy, archaeology, power	Foucault	34%
Don't worry; be happy	Epicurus	33%
Logical language	Bertrand Russell	32%
Deconstruction	Derrida	31%
Filial piety	Confucius	29%
Not just a prestigious college	Berkeley	27%
Windowless monad	Leibniz	26%
Veil of ignorance	John Rawls	23%
Phenomenology	Husserl	21%
Father of American Psychology	William James	21%
The Human Condition	Arendt	17%
Education as growth	John Dewey	15%
Public sphere	Habermas	11%
Three Dogmas of Empiricism	Quine	9%
Final Vocabulary... irony	Richard Rorty	7%