Unanswerable Questions

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Last updated: January 13, 2016
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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Sand or dirt?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Probably not?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why do you have Windows 98?
Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
It's misleading?
How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
If it looks bad?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Because we can?
How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
None?
How young can you die of old age?
65?
Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
Yes?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
To me?
If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
Moving backward?
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
Because number 1 was taken?
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
Possibly?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You succeeded at failing?
If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
Perhaps?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
Who cares?
If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
Do you?
If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
Because nature?
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
Sure?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
We didn't?
Is there another word for synonym?
Unantonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
It kinda does?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
He's actually a woman?
If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
Tan?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
He's already broke himself?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
To confuse you?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Where's Waldo?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Togetherments just sounds weird?
If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
Marco?
Will your answer to this question be no?
Maybe?
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Level 72
Jan 14, 2016
LOL. I needed that lift first thing in the morning,
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Level 37
Nov 12, 2018
Love it ! - The second most ridiculous quiz ever!