Actor/Actress
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Description
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Character
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Jeffrey Tambor
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The head of C.O.V.N.E.T. and a self-explained paranoid, delusional psychopath
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K. Edgar "Ed" Singer
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Pat Hingle
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A military official who K. Edgar Singer reports to
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General Luft
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Rob Schneider
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The TV producer of UFO Mania
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Martin
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Andie MacDowell
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A UFO Mania anchorwoman
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Shelley Snipes
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Dave Goelz
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An eccentric hooked-nosed stunt performer and performance artist
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Gonzo
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Dave Goelz
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An inventive, yet aloof scientist who frequently performs science experiments and invention demonstrations that typically go awry and has an "affable cluelessness" whenever his assistant, Beaker, is a victim of these presentations
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Bunsen Honeydew
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Dave Goelz
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An elderly and grouchy gentleman who constantly heckles the Muppets from the audience, specifically from an upper balcony box
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Waldorf
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Steve Whitmire
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A pragmatic frog who is the straight man protagonist and de facto leader of the Muppet ensemble
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Kermit
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Steve Whitmire
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A sly brown rat from the inner city
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Rizzo
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Steve Whitmire
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Bunsen's lab assistant who performs ill-fated experiments which often results in him getting seriously injured
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Beaker
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Steve Whitmire
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A small rabbit
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Bean Bunny
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Bill Barretta
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A scheming and sassy Latino king prawn
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Pepe
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Bill Barretta
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An imposing, yet easily amused and befuddled brown bear
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Bobo
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Bill Barretta
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A friend of Sal Minella
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Johnny Fiama
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Bill Barretta
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A tough-talking rat
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Bubba
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Jerry Nelson
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Kermit's young, sweet-voiced nephew
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Robin
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Jerry Nelson
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An elderly and grouchy gentleman who constantly heckles the Muppets from the audience, specifically from an upper balcony box
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Statler
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Jerry Nelson
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The cynical "hippie" bass player
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Floyd Pepper
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Brian Henson
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A friend of Johnny Fiama
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Sal Minella
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Kevin Clash
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A violet-colored catfish-faced character with multicolored dreadlocks
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Clifford
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Frank Oz
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A temperamental diva pig who is the Muppets' break-out and "authentic superstar"
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Misss Piggy
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Frank Oz
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A naive, comically-disinclined bear
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Fozzie
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Frank Oz
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A savage, frenzied drummer for Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
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Animal
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Frank Oz
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A patriotic bald eagle and the group's self-proclaimed delegator of conservative values
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Sam Eagle
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Adam Hunt
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The loyal stage manager and gofer of the Muppet Theater and nephew of its owner J.P. Grosse
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Scooter
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John Henson
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A very large, imposing and hairy ogre about nine feet tall
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Sweetums
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John Kennedy
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The gravelly-voiced leader and keyboard player and of the band
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Dr. Teeth
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David Arquette
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A sadistic scientist that works at C.O.V.N.E.T. and is in charge of the medical research that involves the rats
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Dr. Tucker
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Josh Charles
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An operative of C.O.V.N.E.T.
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Agent Baker
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Kathy Griffin
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An operative of C.O.V.N.E.T.
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Female Armed Guard
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Hollywood Hogan
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An operative of C.O.V.N.E.T.
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Man in Black
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Ray Liotta
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The gate guard at C.O.V.N.E.T.
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Gate Guard
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Joshua Jackson
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A character from Dawson's Creek
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Pacey Witter
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Kati Holmes
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A character from Dawson's Creek
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Joey Potter
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