Actor/Actress
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Description
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Character
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Ricky Gervais
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The world's second most-wanted criminal and Constantine's accomplice who poses as the manager of a fictional international talent agency
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Dominic Badguy / The Lemur
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Ty Burrell
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A French Interpol agent who works with Sam Eagle on finding Constantine
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Jean Pierre Napoleon
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Tina Fey
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A high-ranking prison guard at Gulag 38B who is obsessed with Kermit the Frog
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Nadya
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Steve Whitmire
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A pragmatic frog who is the straight man protagonist and de facto leader of the Muppet ensemble
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Kermit
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Steve Whitmire
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Miss Piggy's pet poodle
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Foo-Foo
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Steve Whitmire
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An elderly and grouchy gentleman who constantly heckles the Muppets from the audience, specifically from an upper balcony box
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Statler
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Steve Whitmire
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Bunsen's lab assistant who performs ill-fated experiments which often results in him getting seriously injured
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Beaker
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Steve Whitmire
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The trumpet player for the Electric Mayhem
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Lips
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Steve Whitmire
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A sly brown rat from the inner city
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Rizzo
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Steve Whitmire
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A dim-witted pig possessing traits of a stereotypical leading man, with wavy blond hair, a manly cleft chin, and a high opinion of himself
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Link Hogthrob
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Steve Whitmire
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The bespectacled newsman for The Muppet Show, who tries to deliver the news with accuracy, but is visibly flummoxed on camera by the day's latest bizarre story or interview
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The Muppet Newsman
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Eric Jacobson
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A temperamental diva pig who is the Muppets' break-out and "authentic superstar"
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Miss Piggy
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Eric Jacobson
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A naive, comically-disinclined bear
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Fozzie
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Eric Jacobson
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A patriotic bald eagle and the group's self-proclaimed delegator of conservative values
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Sam Eagle
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Eric Jacobson
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A savage, frenzied drummer for Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
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Animal
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Dave Goelz
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An eccentric hooked-nosed stunt performer and performance artist
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Gonzo
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Dave Goelz
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An inventive, yet aloof scientist who frequently performs science experiments and invention demonstrations that typically go awry and has an "affable cluelessness" whenever his assistant, Beaker, is a victim of these presentations
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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
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Dave Goelz
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A teal, balding saxophone player with dark glasses and a high-crowned blue felt hat, and was generally a laid-back fellow of few words
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Zoot
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Dave Goelz
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The backstage janitor and stagehand of indeterminate species
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Beauregard
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Dave Goelz
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An elderly and grouchy gentleman who constantly heckles the Muppets from the audience, specifically from an upper balcony box
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Waldorf
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Bill Barretta
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A scruffy brown dog of indeterminate breed, though part Corgi, with a rounded black nose and long floppy ears
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Rowlf
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Bill Barretta
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A scheming and sassy Latino king prawn
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Pepe
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Bill Barretta
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The gravelly-voiced leader and keyboard player and of the band
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Dr. Teeth
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Bill Barretta
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A chef who speaks mock Swedish
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Swedish Chef
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Bill Barretta
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An imposing, yet easily amused and befuddled brown bear
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Bobo
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David Rudman
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The loyal stage manager and gofer of the Muppet Theater and nephew of its owner J.P. Grosse
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Scooter
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David Rudman
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A hippie who plays the guitar in the Electric Mayhem
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Janice
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David Rudman
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The Moopets version of Miss Piggy
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Miss Poogy
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Matt Vogel
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An evil Russian frog who is considered to be the "World's Most Dangerous Frog," Interpol's most wanted criminal, and a doppelgänger for Kermit
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Constantine
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Matt Vogel
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The cynical "hippie" bass player
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Floyd Pepper
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Matt Vogel
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A very large, imposing and hairy ogre about nine feet tall
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Sweetums
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Matt Vogel
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Kermit's sweet-voiced nephew
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Robin
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Matt Vogel
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A tan humanoid Muppet with dark hair, a mustache, a red knobby nose, a ruff and a red suit
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Lew Zealand
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Matt Vogel
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A pyrotechnician with an explosives fixation
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Crazy Harry
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Matt Vogel
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A 1980s-esque robot chauffeur and servant
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80s Robot
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Matt Vogel
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The female chicken that is Gonzo's love interest
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Camilla the Chicken
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Matt Vogel
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A sinister-looking, blue dragon-like monster who lurks around the Muppet Theater
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Uncle Deadly
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Peter Linz
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A huge fan of The Muppet Show and the newest member of The Muppets who has a talent for whistling
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Walter
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Hugh Bonneville
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A reporter who takes bribes from Badguy to write a glowing review of the Muppets' performance
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Irish Journalist
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Tom Hollander
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A reporter who takes bribes from Badguy to write a glowing review of the Muppets' performance
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Irish Journalist
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Jemaine Clement
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Gulag 38B inmate who is the leader of the inmates following Constantine's escape and wears a crown made of sporks
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Prison King
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Rob Corddry
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The assistant director of The Muppets
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First Assistant Director
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Josh Groban
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A Gulag 38B inmate with a good singing voice who spends the majority of the film locked in a sweatbox
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Maximum Security Prisoner
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Tom Hiddleston
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A Gulag 38B inmate who is an escape artist
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Great Escapo
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Frank Langella
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A minister who presides over the wedding
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Beefeater Vicar
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Ray Liotta
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A Gulag 38B inmate who is a fan of Boyz II Men
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Big Papa
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Russell Tovey
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A man who delivers the champagne to Constantine the Frog and Miss Piggy's wedding
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Champagne Deliveryman
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Danny Trejo
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A fictional version of the actor who is a Gulag 38B inmate
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Danny Trejo
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Stanley Tucci
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A Gulag 38B Watchtower Guard
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Ivan
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