Actor/Actress
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Description
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Character
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Charles Grodin
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Lady Holiday's brother, who commits jewel heists on his sister assisted by three of her fashion models, Carla, Darla, and Marla
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Nicky Holiday
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Diana Rigg
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A famous British fashion designer who has been the victim of a jewel heist
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Lady Holiday
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Jim Henson
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A pragmatic frog who is the straight man protagonist and de facto leader of the Muppet ensemble
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Kermit the Frog
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Jim Henson
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A plainspoken pianist dog
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Rowlf the Dog
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Jim Henson
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The gravelly-voiced leader and keyboard player and of the band
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Dr. Teeth
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Jim Henson
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An elderly and grouchy gentleman who constantly heckles the Muppets from the audience, specifically from an upper balcony box
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Waldorf
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Jim Henson
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A chef that speaks in mock Swedish
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The Swedish Chef
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Jim Henson
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The bespectacled newsman, who tries to deliver the news with accuracy, but is visibly flummoxed on camera by the day's latest bizarre story or interview
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The Muppet Newsman
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Frank Oz
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A temperamental diva pig who is the Muppets' break-out and "authentic superstar"
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Miss Piggy
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Frank Oz
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A naive, comically-disinclined bear
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Fozzie Bear
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Frank Oz
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A savage, frenzied drummer for Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
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Animal
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Frank Oz
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A patriotic bald eagle and the group's self-proclaimed delegator of conservative values
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Sam Eagle
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Jerry Nelson
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The cynical "hippie" bass player
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Floyd Pepper
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Jerry Nelson
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The innkeeper of the Happiness Hotel
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Pops
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Jerry Nelson
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A tan humanoid Muppet with dark hair, a mustache, a red knobby nose, a ruff and a red suit
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Lew Zealand
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Richard Hunt
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The loyal stage manager and gofer of the Muppet Theater and nephew of its owner J.P. Grosse
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Scooter
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Richard Hunt
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An elderly and grouchy gentleman who constantly heckles the Muppets from the audience, specifically from an upper balcony box
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Statler
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Richard Hunt
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A very large, imposing and hairy ogre about nine feet tall
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Sweetums
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Richard Hunt
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The lead guitar player with a flower child personality
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Janice
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Richard Hunt
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Bunsen's lab assistant who performs ill-fated experiments which often results in him getting seriously injured
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Beaker
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Dave Goelz
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An eccentric hooked-nosed stunt performer and performance artist
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Gonzo
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Dave Goelz
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A taxi driver
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Beauregard
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Dave Goelz
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The laid-back saxophone player
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Zoot
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Dave Goelz
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An inventive, yet aloof scientist who frequently performs science experiments and invention demonstrations that typically go awry and has an "affable cluelessness" whenever his assistant, Beaker, is a victim of these presentations
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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
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Steve Whitmire
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A sly brown rat from the inner city
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Rizzo
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John Cleese
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A somewhat indifferent but kind mannered middle-aged rich British homeowner who lives with his wife Dorcas at 17 Highbrow Street
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Neville
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Joan Sanderson
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Neville's apathetic and somewhat dull mannered wife
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Dorcas
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Jack Warden
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The editor-in-chief of The Daily Chronicle
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Mr. Mike Tarkenian
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Peter Ustinov
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A truck driver who has his truck stolen by Miss Piggy when she gets indignant over his arrogant rudeness of refusing to give her an emergency ride
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Truck Driver
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Jim Henson
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A man in a restaurant who is a table guest who Gonzo comes across when taking photos of tabled couples in attempts to raise some quick money for his group's meal
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Man in Restuarant
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Michael Robbins
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The Mallory Gallery's security guard
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Henderson
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Peter Hughes
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A Maitre D' at the Dubonnet Club and an old acquaintance and favoured patron of Lady Holiday
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Stanley
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