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Borat's Kazakhstan National Anthem - Multiple choice

Can you complete the lyrics to the Kazakhstan National Anthem, as invented by Borat?
Some most cringeworthy lyrics have been tweaked or omitted
Kazakhstan's real anthem is here
Quiz by TenThousand
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Last updated: March 26, 2019
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First submittedMarch 26, 2019
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1. Verse one: Kazakhstan, greatest _______ in the world
kingdom
statues
country
cities
2. All the other countries are run by ___________
real numb skulls
dumb dickheads
twits and clods
little girls
3. Kazakhstan, number one exporter of _______
All the other countries have inferior _______
pencils
potassium
pretzels
potatoes
4. Verse two: Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein __________
city hall
pretty girls
swimming pool
copper mine
5. Its length thirty metre, width ____ metre
six
more
no
one
6. ______ system a marvel to behold
Filtration
Metro
Education
Military
7. It remove 80% of solid human _____
waste
opposition
space
thinking
8. Chorus: Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice _____
place
race
people
nation
9. From plains of Tarashek to northern _____ of Newtown
part
town
fence
side
10. Kazakhstan friend of all except ________
Turkmenistan
Uzbekistan
China
Russia
11. They very nosey people, with ______ in their brain
helium
greed
bone
water
12. Verse three: Kazakhstan, _______ best in world
wrestlers
we are
potatoes
industry
13. We invented ______ and trouser belt
toothbrush
TV
toffee
braces
14. Kazakhstan's ________, cleanest in the region
restaurants
town squares
factories
prostitutes
15. Except of course for ___________'s
Turkmenistan
Uzbekistan
Russia
China
+5
Level 62
Jul 17, 2020
This is THE BEST quiz on Jetpunk.
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Level 55
Oct 30, 2020
Very nice quiz!
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Level 19
Jul 4, 2022
This is so good! I'll nominate and rate this 5/5!
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Level 51
Feb 7, 2023
who is borat?