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Top 20 IQ's of Vegetables

Humans' average IQ's, by definition, are 100, so obviously the innate intelligence of vegetables is somewhat lower. But which vegetables display the highest average measurable IQ's?
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Last updated: April 1, 2015
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IQ
Vegetable
4.00
Carrot
3.37
Parsnip
3.31
Cabbage
3.30
Pumpkin
3.21
Tomato
3.07
Lettuce
2.89
Spinach
2.87
Radish
2.84
Artichoke
2.81
Watercress
IQ
Vegetable
2.81
Broccoli
2.79
Asparagus
2.76
Celery
2.71
Garlic
2.63
Onion
2.56
Leek
2.52
Spring Onion
2.40
Potato
2.27
Beetroot
2.22
Turnip
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level 78
Apr 1, 2015
Please add a citation! Some of these are fruits.
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level 72
Apr 1, 2015
Botanically speaking, possibly, but you can get every one of these from the vegetable section of the supermarket.
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level 74
Apr 1, 2015
What the heck is going on here Margo?
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level 76
Apr 1, 2015
I'm guessing the test was oral rather than written? Probably one section on mulch, another on compost, others on weeds, insect pests, chlorophyll production, attracting pollinators... for a small fee I'd be happy to administer such a test each year in my own garden, and I could use it as a marketing tool. I'm envisioning an ad campaign aimed at mothers promoting smarter veggies for smarter kids.
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level 73
Apr 11, 2019
Are sweet potatoes and normal potatoes averaged in together?

Potatoes are dumbasses but I've known some very intelligent sweet potatoes - much smarter than a lot of the people I've met in pubs on Friday nights
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Apr 11, 2019
Potatoes aren't unintelligent. They just tend not to value education as much as sweet potatoes who, let's face it, are very arrogant tubers.