Funniest Movies of All Time (by memorable quotes)

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“Why aren’t we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that.”

“Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.”

“Do not go in there. Woo!”

“Who throws a shoe? Honestly!”

“Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest.”

“Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.”

“Is it the frank or the beans?”

“The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth.”

“This is the cleanest and nicest police car I’ve ever been in in my life. This thing’s nicer than my apartment.”

“I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life’s journey.”

“What are you people? On dope?”

“I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.”

“They’re not gonna catch us. We’re on a mission from God.”

“I fit in better than you. At least I’m wearing cowboy boots.”

“Can you fly this plane, and land it?” “Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am serious... and don’t call me Shirley.”

“Vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true.”

“Stay classy, San Diego.”

“That rug really tied the room together.”

“We are the Knights who say... NI.”

“I got to get into this dude’s pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who’s the gopher’s ally? His friends? The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.”

“Hey, I guess they’re right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back. Don’t you go dying on me!”

“For one dollar I’ll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.”

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.”