World's Happiest Countries (according to North Korea)

Can you name the happiest countries in the world according to the North Korean Global Happiness Index?
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Happiness Score
Country
Rank
100
China 중화인민공화국
1
98
North Korea 조선
2
93
Cuba 쿠바
3
88
Iran 페르시아
4
85
Venezuela 베네수엘라
5
18
South Korea 남조선
152
3
The American Empire 아메리카 합중국
203 (Last)
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Level 57
Dec 12, 2014
This made me laugh.
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Level 45
Dec 13, 2014
how can there be rank 203, if there's only 196 countries in the world?
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Level 76
Dec 13, 2014
Because there is no universally agreed list of countries. For example, this article answers the question "How many countries are there?" in 6 different ways, producing 5 different numbers.
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Level 52
Mar 13, 2015
But North Korea doesn't believe there is an Israel XD
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Level 66
Feb 22, 2017
Like some countries may recognize Western Sahara, Taiwan, Kosovo, and Palestine while others do not.
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Level 58
Oct 28, 2017
Yep! 196 is just the number accepted by most countries (and Jetpunk).
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Level 48
Oct 26, 2022
by un its 193(members)/195(members+observers(palestine vatican))

but no taiwan or kosovo

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Level 41
Jul 12, 2015
Was it opposite day when they made this?
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Level 70
Sep 24, 2016
Maybe, but personally, I think that China is nowhere near the bottom of the happiness index, and likewise, the United States is nowhere near the top. However, it is without a doubt that North Korea must be one of the least happy nations in this world.
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Level 66
Jun 22, 2016
The American Empire? lol
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Level 66
Feb 22, 2017
I'm surprised Laos isn't on this list considering the first three on this list are all communist.
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Level 66
Feb 22, 2017
(P.S North Korea isn't technically communist but you know what I mean.)
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Level 71
Apr 3, 2017
That's why all the migrants in the world are flocking to North Korea.
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Level 64
Oct 5, 2022
Yeah, they are so happy we never see them come back!
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Level 33
Apr 28, 2017
how come north korea is not number 1, lol
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Level 74
Jun 23, 2017
"The American Empire" Fantastic. Even false Korea was higher than the US.
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Level 29
Sep 29, 2017
Great quiz!
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Level 66
Nov 1, 2017
Why would North Korea recognize South Korea on this list?
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Level 82
Jun 24, 2018
They are happy to be Korean, and happy to have plenty of kimchi, and happy to be so close to the dear leader... but sad that the evil American Empire has forced them to cut off ties to their rightful masters to the north; but check out the rankings it skips from 5th place to 152nd.
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Level 32
Nov 18, 2020
Can't wait 'till NK decides to finally nuke America and watch it all crumble into dust like the dinosaurs
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Level 60
Oct 12, 2018
LOL
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Level 67
Dec 15, 2018
Cuba doesn't work.
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Level 70
Dec 20, 2018
Sounds like communist propaganda, but ok
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Level 75
Feb 16, 2019
Cuba and Iran should work as type-ins
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Level 35
Sep 12, 2019
I always love this quiz, makes me laugh. Brilliant fun
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Level 72
Apr 21, 2020
Cuba and Iran don't work
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Level 56
Jun 23, 2020
Cuba and Iran dont even work as type-ins
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Level 71
Aug 18, 2020
This quiz is really bad. You can’t type iran Cuba or South Korea in English. You need to type korean letters also which I don’t know.
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Level 85
Sep 3, 2020
Please fix type-ins for quiz.
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Level 58
Nov 21, 2020
Iran and Cuba don't work
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Level 59
Nov 24, 2020
Cuba no working
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Level 47
Jul 22, 2021
Iran and cuba don't work.

However, quite hilarious.

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Level 50
May 9, 2022
Man, so depressed right now, almost like I’m in the US
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Level 81
Jun 5, 2023
Cuba and Iran do not work--eek. this has been a problem for the past 5 years. Please fix!
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Level 35
Mar 6, 2024
Haha. Interesting