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Fill In the Chuck Norris Joke

Fill in the missing parts of the Chuck Norris jokes that were popular around 2005-2009.
Quiz by Macaco
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Last updated: July 4, 2016
First submittedJuly 4, 2016
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's ______
Secret
Chuck Norris tells Simon what to __
Do
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong _____
Phone
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three _____
Moves
Chuck Norris always know the exact ________ of Carmen SanDiego
Location
Chuck Norris can _____ a Cyclops between the eye
Punch
Chuck Norris can _______ in German
Whistle
Chuck Norris' computer has no _________ button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes
Backspace
Chuck Norris can drown a ____
Fish
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three ______ calls from Chuck Norris
Missed
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody _____ Chuck Norris
Fools
Chuck Norris can believe it's not ______
Butter
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a _____, HE decides what time it is
Watch
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a ________
Unicycle
Chuck Norris can slam a _________ door
Revolving
Chuck Norris can _____ Braille
Speak
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a ________ room
Circular
Chuck Norris refers to himself in the ______ person
Fourth
Chuck Norris can send a ____ _______ using a rotary phone
Text Message
Chuck Norris can find the end of a ______
Circle
Chuck Norris counted to ________ - twice
Infinity
Chuck Norris can divide by ____
Zero
When Chuck Norris was born he _____ his mom home from the hospital
Drove
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal ___
Cry
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get ___, water gets Chuck Norris
Wet
Chuck Norris can ____ sign language
Hear
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called _____
Logic
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly _______ enough to attack him
Foolish
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Oct 30, 2017
Nice!