Fill In the Yo Mama Joke

Fill in the missing part of each Yo Mama joke.
Source: thetoptens.com
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Last updated: July 4, 2016
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Yo mama so ugly she made onions ___
Cry
Yo mama so stupid, she made an ___________ with Dr. Pepper
Appointment
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a ______
Refund
Yo mama so old, when she was in school there was no _______ class
History
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a ________ phone
Cordless
Yo mama so fat she sat next to ________ at the movies
Everyone
Yo mama so fat when she sat on her iPod she invented the ____
iPad
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 20 minutes because it said __________ on it
Concentrate
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an _________
Orphanage
Yo mama so ugly, she was the reason why Waldo was ______
Hiding
Yo mama so stupid she returned a doughnut because it had a ____ in it
Hole
Yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly competition they said sorry no _____________
Professionals
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get ________
Baptized
Yo mama so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she got a ______
Ladder
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Your mama so fat Dora can't _______ her
Explore
Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age, she ____
Died
Yo mama so stupid when she opened her phone it said Sprint and she started _______
Running
Yo mama so old her _____ ___________ says expired on it
Birth Certificate
Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and she ______
Missed
Yo mama so ugly her ____ is rated 18+
Face
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for ___ _____
Gas Money
Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the ___
Bed
Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still ________
Printing
Yo mama so stupid she tried to _____ Mountain Dew
Climb
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed three ________
Episodes
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a ______ car
Parked
Yo mama so short when she smokes ____ she can't even get high
Weed
Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction go the ______ _________
Other Other Direction
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Level 45
Mar 16, 2019
If you accepted wireless phone for cordless phone, that would be great. :)

Nice quiz by the way.

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Level 60
Oct 9, 2021
Yo mama so stinky when she farted it turned into a global crisis.