Intruder on Mark Twain quotes

There is an intruder in each of these quotations attributed to Mark Twain, ie, a word that shouldn't be there.
Can you spot it and then substitute it for the correct word?
By no means I can guarantee Mark Twain actually said or wrote any of this.
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Quotes
Intruder
If you tell the truth, you don't have to say anything.
say
Good friends, good wine, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
wine
The man who does not read has no advantage over the woman who cannot read.
woman
Always put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
Always
I have never let my golfing interfere with my education.
golfing
′Classic′ - a book which people disapprove and don't read.
disapprove
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its hat.
hat
Never tell the truth to people who are not aware of it.
aware
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice e-mail saying I approved of it.
e-mail
God created maps so that Americans would learn geography.
maps
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t care.
care
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the worries have been.
worries
Books are for people who wish they were somebody else.
somebody
Get your facts first, and then you can cook them as much as you please.
cook
Poltroonery is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Poltroonery
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the rose sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
rose
Correct word
remember
books
man
Never
schooling
praise
shoes
worthy
letter
war
know
smiles
somewhere
distort
Courage
violet
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