The Notes of A Strange Jetpunker | #1: "My Journey through Comments"

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This is simply a test to see if you guys will enjoy my story. It is a fictional first person story surrounding a new JetPunker. Having only six months of experience with an account, it'll be interesting to see how I do! Thoughts will be italicized in this JetPunk comedy that will hopefully actually be funny. This was inspired by Malkiboy's new JetPunkLand story.

*Any mentions towards Quizmaster towards Stewart are all in good fun and for humor. They will be the only true characters in this story.*


Let me clear up a few things for you.

1. A Strange Jetpunker is my username. I'm not actually that strange. Or are you? No... wait...am I...?

2. My password is Oh forget it.

3. This is my second year as a JetPunker, despite only just creating my account. I know countries, locations, facts about countries, country shapes, highly populated cities and locations, and country shapes. Did I already say that?


So now you know all my "personal" facts. I created my account a couple days ago and grinded up to level 30, and now I can blog! Wait. I just realized most people make quizzes before blogging. Oops.

Anyways, today is February 14th and I'm turning 13 in a couple of days! I have a question though. I started creating a quiz on countries of Asia, but with a blank map. The best thing is the map was already there! But after searching the "design grid" page for hours, I still can't find out how to submit. Any help?

Now that I've properly introduced myself, let's get right into today!


February 14th, 2021

So today, I practiced the Countries of the World Quiz for the fiftieth time, hoping to retain my knowledge for the Geography Contest at school. I realized how immersed I'd became in this world of quizzes, and decided to create an account.

Now that I had a proper name (hopefully) and was level 26, I decided I should check the comments sections for quizzes I took. I noticed more than ever how much Quizmaster or whatever acted like he owns the site. I mean, come on man! But most of the comments were by others talking about Cyprus and England. I truly have no idea why people worry about this.

After checking out the comments, I decided to right one myself on the Countries of the World Quiz. It is as follows:

Haha! Got all of them. And guess what? I'm only twelve!!! ;)

I think people are gonna be impressed.


Moving on in today's comment journey, I decided to give Quizmaster a piece of my mind:

Quizmaster, what is up with you and thinking that you can fix every quiz and act like you own the site? Just because you have the most quizzes featured doesn't mean you rule over JetPunk!!!

For the next hour, I checked every five minutes to see his response. Instead, I got one from Acid Rain:

He kinda does own the site...lol. And he's not bad, he just does a good job monitoring stuff.

Me: oh.


I decided I was done with comments for today, and moved onto that quiz I was describing. After I gave up, I took more quizzes and finally made it to level 30. Then I started on this blog.

Well, I'm sorry I don't have more to say. It wasn't my best wish for today. But there's always tomorrow, right?


Actual ClutchNferno: I hope you enjoyed. Thanks to @Malkiboy for the inspiration! Tell me if you liked it!

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Level 51
Feb 15, 2021
Nice
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Level 51
Feb 15, 2021
It was a mix of surreal humor, bland taste, and a bare-bones plot.

Personally, I prefer Malikiboy.

But it did give me a slight chuckle, and a nice piece of entertainment as I stayed up the night. With a little more editing, this could become quite fine.

★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ (6/10 - Above Average)

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Level 59
Feb 15, 2021
That's good by my standards. The goal was never to be better then Malki, just to put some OK content out there after last blog.

Edit: What do you mean bare-bones plot and what can I do to fix it?

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Level 51
Feb 15, 2021
The plot is lacking. There is no drama or tension, and the story is very loose (there seems to be a different plot in each section).
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Level 59
Feb 15, 2021
Hmm...I can see that.
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Level 36
Feb 15, 2021
I dont know about you, but I kind of liked it
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Level 28
Feb 15, 2021
That’s cool! Clutch, I will play more quizzes for we got Level 30, ok?
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Level 28
Feb 15, 2021
Ok, that’s harder than I thought.
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Level 57
Feb 15, 2021
I really like this. Good job.
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Level 52
Feb 15, 2021
Nice Blog!
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Level 30
Feb 16, 2021
Pretty Funny!