Famous Restaurant Unknown Orders #2: Taco Bell Secret Menu

1. The Cheesarito

So basically the cheesarito has melted cheese (you can never have to much cheese), scallions (mmm, mmm, mmm), and taco sauce (like dude, if you don't try this, you're missing out) all rolled up in a soft tortilla.

How To Order:

1. Order a bean burrito.

2. Here's where the kerfuffle starts. You wanna order a bean burrito, but ask for no beans. I guess that's the way it is.

3. Add extra cheese. You can never have too much cheese (that's the thing with bacon....but this is cheese).

4. Ask for the taco sauce.

5. Enjoy!

2. The Incredible Hulk

Karny: "Is this The Hulk we're talking about here???"

Tommy: "Yes! How did you know??!?!"

Karny: "Well, it's in the title. Ahh, I'm so excited. I love his greenness (if that's a word)."

Tommy: "No, not that Hulk. The Taco Bell item: The Hulk."

Karny: "Oh."

This item only has 3 ingredients (that doesn't mean it isn't good though!). They are beans, cheese, and EXTRA guacamole. There's also the tortilla, but that's self-explanatory. Especially since you just don't wanna eat beans, cheese, and guacamole by themselves.

How To Order: 

1. Order a five-layer burrito.

2.  Instead of the nacho cheese, tell the people to add guacamole. According to a source, guacamole makes everything better. Hmm...does "everything" include cereal? Or bread? Oh wait, that one yes. But guacamole doesn't make "everything" better. That's the point.

3. Enjoy.

3. A Double Grilled Quesadilla

Are you one of those huge quesadilla lovers who can't stand soggy (oh c'mon, sogginess is amazing!) ones? In that case, this is for you.

Imagine a double of everything.

"Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh."

Just ask the people to grill the quesadilla for twice the time. This will result in that gooey cheese and savory meat on the inside, but that amazing crunch on the outside! If you wanna experience this deliciousness every time, just ask the people to grill the quesadillas for twice the time.

Or if you go to the same Taco Bell every time, then they could prolly read your minds. You'll be like, "=/! How did you know??"

4. The Superman

So this item takes the majestic cheesy double beef taco- already packed with majestic flavor- and adds potatoes, sour cream, guacamole (I guess it does make everything better, whatever), and crispy tortilla strips to form a massive & messy cheesy, beefy, creamy, crunchy, and guacamole-y experience. That's the longest sentence I've ever tried to type. But to say it in short, that's a big and beefy burrito.

How To Order:

1. Order a Cheesy Double Beef Burrito.

2. Add all the ingredients above (sorry, I'm too lazy to type them, even copy & paste.)

3. Show off to a Taco Bell employee that you ordered The Superman (called that for a reason) and that you can eat it.

4. Eat it.

5. The Waffle Taco

"A waffle taco? As in waffle taco?"

"Yes. A waffle taco, What else did you expect by a waffle taco? A waffle that's not a taco?"

Anyways, this item is the closest breakfast item on the Taco Bell Menu. This item is very unique as it wraps scrambled eggs and sausage in a waffle taco shell, imitating the typical breakfast sandwich makeup.

How To Order:

1. Order a waffle taco.

2. Ask the people to add sausage and scrambled eggs, with a packet of syrup on the side that you can drizzle on the top

3. Eat, enjoy, repeat.