Funniest Kid Test Answers

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First published: Thursday September 30th, 2021
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I'll try my best to explain in words, because I don't have the actual kid tests. So yeah...have fun reading.

Question 1: Name a liquid.

1. Pee.

Question 2: Name a gas.

2. Fart (Well, he is isn't wrong...but is he right? Turns out, yes!)

But if poop was element, what would you call it? According to many studies, aka youtuber AzzyLand, she called it fartacious melyoxide.)

Question 3: Name a solid.

3. Poop. (So funny, right?!?!)

Question 4: Why are there rings on Saturn?

4. Well, because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

The teacher's response? "Saturn was NOT a single lady." Gotta love teachers.

Question 5: What Ended in 1896?

5. 1895. Well.....

Question 6: How Do You Change Centimeters to Meters?

6. Take out centi. 1,000 iq.

Question 7: Write 5 Words You Can Spell.

Student's response:

1. Five

2. Words

3. You

4. Can

5. Spell

Question 8: In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die?

8. His Last One.

Even though it's the truth, the teacher gave him an F. How sad.

Question 9. Where Was The Declaration of Independence Signed?

9. At The Bottom Of The Page.

When we think of the word "where," we don't literally think where it's happening. We only think about where it happens.

Question 10: What Is The Main Reason For Divorce?

10. Marriage

Question 11: What Is The Main Reasons For Exams?

11. Failure

Question 12. What Can You Never Eat For Breakfast?

12. Lunch & Dinner

Question 13. What Is The Purpose Of Adding Dilute Sulphuric Acid?

13. To Confuse The Students.

Question 14. Briefly Explain What Hard Water Is.

14. Ice.

Question 15. What Is Your Favorite Hue?

Jackman.

All of these students are= 1,000 iq. Just imagine, if you were a teacher, and this was one test, and you got all these answers, what would be your first reaction? Let me know, thanks for reading!

Level 43

Sep 30, 2021

On 4, is totally right. The teacher should be dismissed. But Idk, these questions... PERGUNTA LÁ NO POSTO IPIRANGA (Brazilian memes...). On 15, my favorite one is: Huehueheueheuhue. 5, 6 and 7 are also really funny lol

Level 75

Sep 30, 2021

You missed a divider between 8 and 9

Level 75

Sep 30, 2021

Also, fun fact: the person who came up with question 8 should probably be fired because Napoleon actually died of a stomach ulcer.

Level 65

Sep 30, 2021

How did no one ever think of that lol

Level 65

Sep 30, 2021

I think he deserved the F...