How To Roast Your Teacher Part II

Teacher: "Why do I hear talking?"

Student: "Maybe because you have ears."

Me: Perfect oop moment.

Teacher: "Where's your textbook?!"

Student: "At home."

Teacher: "What's it doing there?"

Student: "Having more fun than me."

Teacher: "Did you do your homework?"

Student: "Did you grade my test?"

Teacher: "I have other students' tests to grade."

Student: "I have other teachers' homework I have to do"

During covid....

Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?"

Student: "By staying at home."

This one's for the teachers....

Student: "Can we have a take home test, like as a Valentine's present to the class?"

Teacher: "Maybe, since I know for sure you won't have a Valentine this year."

Me: "Oop."