10 ''Interesting'' Town Names in Spain

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Welcome to my first ever blog series on JetPunk, where we'll look into funny or interesting city or town names around the world. Today we'll look into 10 Spanish cities or towns.

- Malcocinado, Extremadura -

Population: 374

In Spanish 'mal' means bad or badly, while 'cocinado' means cooked, so this town is literally called 'Badly Cooked', which is kind of a weird name for a town.

For those wondering abour the origin of the name, there are many hypothesis,one of them being that it evolved from the person who founded the town, who might have been called Marcos Cinado.

The local church at Malcocinado.
Location of Malcocinado on a JetPunk-style map.

- Las Cabezas de San Juan, Andalucía -

Population: 16 335

''The Heads of Saint John'' sounds like a pretty violent name to me, like if someone had cut off someone's head or something. Anyways,  this town is famous for being the place where a pronunciamiento (essentially a coup d'état) happenned on the 1st of January 1820 against absolutism, which reinstated the liberal constitution of 1812 for three years.

Location of Las Cabezas de San Juan on a JetPunk-style map.
Plaza de la Constitución, an appropiately named square in the town.

- Comillas, Cantabria -

Population: 2 117

This small town's name means ''quotation marks''. However ''unimportant'' this town may seem, it actually is one of the few places outside Catalonia with a building designed by famous modernist architecht Gaudí. It was also used in the 19th and early 20th century as a summer vacation spot for the Spanish Royals.

The name of the town seems to come from the celtic root kamb- becoming Kombillas before being latinized and evolving into the its current form, so nothing to do with the symbols with whom it shares a name in Spanish.

'El Capricho', Modernist building by Gaudí located in Comillas.
View of Comillas and its beach. Sea temperature in Northern Spain is not like in the Mediterranean, though.
Location of Comillas on a JetPunk-style map.

- Alcantarilla, Murcia -

Population: 41 622

This is a Spanish municipality entirely surrounded by the municipality of Murcia, capital city of the region. The name translates to 'sewer', so yeah... doesn't really sound like a place someone would like to live in, right?

The name actually evolves from Al-Qantara Asqaba, ''The Nearest Bridge'' in Arabic, as it was called duing the muslim rule in the area.

Church of Our Lady of the Assumption, located in Alcantarilla.
Location of Alcantarilla on a JetPunk-style map.

- Nuez, Castilla y León -

Population: 298

Living here must be nuts, so sad there are only a few hundred people from here

In all seriousness, Nuez does actually mean ''Nut'' in Spanish. Yeah, nothing more to say about it.

Location of Nuez on a JetPunk-style map.
Iberian wolf, one of the native species to the Iberian Peninsula, that can be found thoughout Castile.

- Poo, Asturias -

Population: 385

I mean, no need for a translation this time... To be fair, to a Spaniard this is just a normal town name, which maybe stands out for being short and having two of the same vowel in a row, but Poo is not a word in Spanish.

It's name in Asturian is Po which makes it the shortest in Spain( if you consider the Asturian name instead of the Spanish one) along with the next entry on this list.

Anyone wanna visit Poo Beach (Playa de Poo)?

A bolos  alley in Poo. Bolos is a bowling-like game traditional Spanish sport, and many towns in Cantabria, Asturias and the surrouding regions have places like this.
Location of Poo on a JetPunk-style map.

- Ea, País Vasco (Basque Country) -

Population: 820

Shortest place name in Spain. Located on a short river. Nothing else, to say, this short explanation is enough. Ahh, wait, it's also the name of a game company beloved for its practices.

Location of Ea on a JetPunk-style map.
One of the bridges that crosses the small Ea river in the town.

- León, Castilla y León -

Population: 124 772

This is a fairly important and known about city in Spain, whose name simply means... 'Lion'. Who could have guessed, right?

Anyway, let's talk about the city. It was founded by the Romans during the Cantabrian Wars (around 20 BC), the final stages of the Roman conquest of Iberia. Thus, it's name derives from the Latin word ''Legio'' (legion). It was also the capital of the Kingdom of León in the Middle Ages.

Cathedral of León, the most famous landmark of the city and a UNESCO Wold Heritage Site.
Casa Botines, another of Gaudí's three buildings outside of Catalonia
Location of León on a JetPunk-style map.

- Maspalomas, Islas Canarias -

Population: 36 065

'Más' means 'more' and 'Palomas' means 'pigeons', so this town in the Canary Islands has a name that means 'MorePigeons' or something like that ('mas' without the accent is a synonim of `pero' which means 'but', so it could also be ''translated'' as 'ButPigeons'). So, is there really nothing but pigeons here?

It is actually a mostly tourist-oriented coastal town in the island of Gran Canaria. It also has a desert nearby

There are many theories about the name's actual origin, but there is not much evidence to prove any of them.

Location of Maspalomas on a JetPunk-style map.
Dunes near Maspalomas

- Granada, Andalucía -

Population: 232 208

This is the largest city on this list and most of you have probably heard about it, or at least about its major sight, the Alhambra or about it being the capital of the last Muslim kingdom in Iberia, ruled by the Nasrid dynasty, and which was only conquered in 1492 after being a tributary state to Castile since 1246.

The name translates to either 'Grenade' or 'Pomegranate' (isn't the Spanish language fun?) and is also where the Caribbean country of Grenada (called Granada in Spanish) gets its name.

The famous Alhambra, part of Granada's Alhambra, Albaicín and Generalife UNESCO World Heritage Site, from San Nicolás viewpoint.
Location of  Granada on a JetPunk-style map.

- Honorable Mentions -

- Barcarrota, Extremadura ('Broken Boat')

- Guarromán, Andalucía (Guarro means 'dirty')

- Villapene, Galicia ('Penisville')

- Rueda, Castilla y León ('Wheel')

- Caravaca de la Cruz, Murcia ('HeadCow of the Cross')

- Consuegra, Castilla-La Mancha ('Mother-in-Law')

- Uncastillo, Aragón ('ACastle')

- Andorra, Cataluña (I think this one is self-explanatory)

- Colinas del Campo de Martín Moro Toledano de Castilla y León, Castilla y León (longest name out of any town in Spain. It has 50 characters.)

So, there you have it, those are 10 place names in Spain that I find interesting.

I'm planning on doing more blogs like this in the future, but I don't know when the next one will be published.

Hope you enjoyed this one!

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Level 55
Sep 19, 2022
Roughly, this is the translation for the longest name:

''Hills of the Field of Martín the Moor from Toledo in Castile and León''

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Level 60
Sep 19, 2022
Wow! That’s quite funny. I wonder if it’s a coincidence that a lot of these have low populations.
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Level 55
Sep 19, 2022
it's probaly related. But it's likely that this is simply because there are thousands of town with low populations and fewer big cities.
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Level 43
Sep 19, 2022
Gaudí and Niemeyer: two geniuses of the Spanish and Brazilian architecture.

Could understand some of the names although my Spanish sucks

Doesn't sewer in Spanish mean "drenaje"? Or is it a synonym? don't ask me why this specific question

León isn't weird at all, and Granada is always identified as the bomb.

ill only go to playa de poo if you come to brazil

Oh and I loved the blog, mainly the JetPunk maps! my turn to show everyone "Não-Me-Toque"

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Level 43
Sep 19, 2022
just noticed how león is weird, or is it another town? ._.
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Level 55
Sep 19, 2022
-Indeed they are. Funnily enough I know about Niemeyer because I've been to Centro Niemeyer at Avilés (Asturias) which is apparently his only thing in Spain.

-Don't worry, at least you know some Spanish. Regarding Portuguese, I can understand it somewhat, but I have never studied it or anything like that.

-Pretty sure drenaje and alcantarilla / alcantarillado are the same, but maybe there is a better translation into English for Alcantarilla that I don't know about.

-To me León isn't weird, but I figured that it may sound interesting to know that its also the name of an animal to someone not as familiar with the name.

- Brazil seems nice, but I don't want to get trapped far away from home...

-Thanks!

(Not me just answering your questions with a full essay Xd)

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Level 43
Sep 19, 2022
Remember that when I say "don't ask me why", I expect that someone literally asks me lol
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Level 55
Sep 19, 2022
Okay...

Why?

Xd

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Level 43
Sep 19, 2022
Some years ago, I was doing absolutely nothing like me at this moment when while at the advertising of Cartoon Network, there suddenly appeared a propaganda of Apple and Onion in Portuguese, English and Spanish. They said “drenaje” for “esgoto” and I came up with this STUPID idea :>
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Level 75
Sep 19, 2022
Interesantemente, cuando leí "sewer" creí que significaba "alguien que cose." Pero admito que el otro significado es más rado por seguro. Me alegro que no viva allá.
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Level 43
Sep 19, 2022
polyglot brothers
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Level 55
Sep 20, 2022
Doesn't sound welcoming for sure. I guess sastre / costurero (the one who sews) could be an improvement.
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Level 50
Sep 19, 2022
About Las Cabezas de San Juan: in the Bible, John the Baptist was decapitated. This may have something to do with the name.
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Level 55
Sep 19, 2022
Probably, religion-inspired names are pretty common but somehow I didn't about that.

Thanks for the possible explanation!

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Level 65
Sep 19, 2022
Great blog! I also understood some names like MG lol

Every time I see a blog like this, I check a map of India to see if there are any funny names there, but I think I've realized that India has so many languages that most names are probably funny in some language or another.

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Level 55
Sep 19, 2022
Since I'm going to do this with more countries, I might try India sometime, but I'm not familiar with any of its languages (besides English, I guess) so it'd be a bit more difficult.

Glad you liked the blog!

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Level 43
Sep 19, 2022
collab to brazil one >:)
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Level 55
Sep 20, 2022
Don't know if I'll have much time though (also, my schedule for making stuf in Jetpunk kinda doesn't exist Xd) but if you want, you can do s blog like this bout Brazil ( or leave suggested town names here).
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Level 76
Sep 19, 2022
If this is going to be a series, I suggest you look at France. It's a goldmine for the juvenile other thing and giggles inducing names. You don't even have to translate anything. Just take, say, Condom(, Gers) or Bitche(, Moselle), Pusey(, Haute-Sâone) or in case you're looking for something bigger, Brest. Then there's Angers, Nice, Tours and the list goes on.

PS: Is it in the game, though, that little town you mention?

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Level 55
Sep 20, 2022
Yep, France was gonna be one of the bext since they have a certain sense of humour naming towns Xd. And also, French is my third language, so that might help a bit finding more obscure ones.
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Level 55
Sep 20, 2022
And, no ofc, you need to buy the ability to buy DLCs, then the app to buy the store to finally purchase the town, and the you can play (more like pay, though)
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Level 66
Sep 19, 2022
I thought that "sucio" meant dirty.
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Level 75
Sep 19, 2022
it does
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Level 66
Sep 20, 2022
do you remember me? lmao

(hint: popular geography song with historical errors)

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Level 55
Sep 20, 2022
Sucio is dirty like in 'the painting is dirty (el cuadro está sucio)

Guarro refers specifically to people ( I guess animals as well) like in 'He is dirty because he nevers washes his hands' (Él es guarro porque nunca se lava las manos)

They have a similar meaning, though

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Level 75
Sep 19, 2022
Comillas y Bancarrota son mis favoritos. Me quiero mudar allá.
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Level 55
Sep 20, 2022
Jaja... Comillas is not far from where I live so I've been there and is a nice town ( but it gets a bit crowded in the summer since some people have second homes there and many go to the beach.

Never been to Bancarrota, though.

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Level 15
Sep 20, 2022
in the 'sewers' one its spelt *surrounded* not *surronded* btw. nice blog tho
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Level 55
Sep 20, 2022
Corrected, thanks!
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Level 68
Sep 20, 2022
In the section for "poo" you put astuiran instead of asturian so yeah just noticing that
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Level 55
Sep 20, 2022
Thank you for pointing out the mistake. Now it's spelled correctly
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Level 74
Sep 20, 2022
Great blog! The last thing we need is maspalomas 😅
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Level 55
Sep 20, 2022
Indeed, yeah!
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Level 78
Sep 20, 2022
Brilliant, looking forward to other blogs like this, whenever you make them.
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Level 55
Sep 20, 2022
Glad you liked it!
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Level 66
Sep 21, 2022
Este fue un blog maravilloso! Estoy un poco avergonzado por mi dependencia mental de JetPunk, pero cuando pueda volver a bloguear, retomaré algunas de mis series más populares de mi cuenta anterior, YakosaysBOT5WANA, como JetPunger Games, If Countries Were Middle Schoolers, Chronicles of Monaco, y What If ______ Really Existido (derivación de la serie Dawn of the JetPunk Empires de Geopro, donde hago blogs similares a los blogs de BigGeographyGuy sobre imperios anteriores en el mundo moderno, excepto que claramente los imperios en el juego de Geopro no son reales, así que simulo si fueran) :D
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Level 55
Sep 21, 2022
¡Gracias! ¡Y buena suerte con todos tus blogs!
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Level 66
Sep 21, 2022
muchas gracias :)
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Level 65
Sep 21, 2022
debido a este blog todos sabemos español por alguna razón
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Level 43
Sep 21, 2022
Soy brasileño, aúnque yo no tengo... COMPREENSIÓN ninguna en español :)
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Level 74
Sep 21, 2022
Estamos emocionados leer tus blogs nuevamente, Nickelz