Alternate Future of Southeast Asia, East and South Asia in Text Ch. 2
Last updated: Monday April 5th, 2021
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Chapter 2-To be As Sly as a Fox. Mystery Force?
Narrator: So now the region is in crisis. Not only has Laos no longer become communist, a rebel India has become independent. What will happen now? Let us see.
China: Oh...
Mongolia: What's wrong China?
China: I lost the Himalayas to some mystery state...
Mongolia: Mystery state?
China: Yeah...
Mongolia: Cheer up!
China: How? Now the United States is bigger than me and I didn't want that to happen but now it did!
Meanwhile in North America...
US: I'm bigger than China now!
Canada: Nice!
Meanwhile back in Asia...
China: They claim not to be Tibet but I'm not so sure...
Mongolia: Well if it was Tibet we all would have known right-
World News
BREAKING NEWS
Tibet is now independent again. The country has not been independent since 1950 after it was incorporated into China. The leader of Tibet however is no longer a Dalai Lama, but a president. More on this later.
China: TIBET!!!
Tibet: Relax, China. No need to get worked up!
China: Worked up? *scoffs* You are the one that has a nerve to be independent?
Mongolia: Please China, not now.
China: I'll get you soon enough Tibet.
Tibet: I'll be ready.
China: WHY YOU-
Mongolia: Come along now.
New India: Fine. We cannot keep with these people, so we will hand India back to you.
India: Told you. Also, I'm destroying that tiny island.
New India: Wait, what? We were going to go there and continue exist-
BOOM!
India: You were saying?
New India is no longer a country. India has regained its former territory.
Bangladesh: See, you didn't need my help.
India: Yeah, I... didn't.
Malaysia: Indonesia!
Indonesia: Yes?
Malaysia: Brunei is bothering me. They were the ones aiding those Sabah rebels!
Brunei: Wait! Please! Spare me and I wi-
Indonesia/Malaysia: Too late Brunei!
Brunei: Nooo!
Brunei has been defeated. Brunei is now a part of Malaysia. In return, Indonesia gets a piece of land just south of Sabah. Brunei's goverment is exiled to Australia.
Malaysia: We're the best!
Brunei Exiled Gov.: You're evil!
Malaysia: You could've told us earlier who was aiding them!
Brunei Exiled Gov.: We'll tell you!
Meanwhile in Sydney...
Brunei Exiled Gov.: I know who it is!
Malaysia: Why did you not tell us who it was?
Indonesia: You could've told us and we would have spared you.
Brunei Exiled Gov.: I was scared you'd get mad.
Malaysia: So who was it?
*psst* *psst* *whisper* *whisper*
Malaysia: PHILIPPINES!!!
Meanwhile back in Asia...
Malaysia: Philippines, you're evil!
Philippines: I swear! It wasn't me!
Indonesia: Brunei said it was you!
Brunei Exiled Gov.: Yeah, it was you!
Philippines: Please! Spare me and I'll te-
Malaysia/Indonesia: Too late!
Philippines: America! Help!
US: Sure, why not?
Malaysia/Indonesia: Oh no!
After 1 year and 3 months...
Malaysia: Fine. Tell us who it was.
Philippines: It was Tibet! After getting independent in just a small area, they gave weapons to me. I gave them to Brunei, not knowing what they were. And then Brunei just left them around and Sabah took them. So it wasn't Brunei's fault or my fault! It was Tibet's!
Brunei has regained its territory. Indonesia's small piece of land was given back to Malaysia.
Brunei: Thanks Philippines!
Philippines: So ask if China can help you defeat Tibet.
Indonesia: Thank you for confessing.
Philippines: You're welcome. Also they said they wanted to be a part of me, but I said no.
Malaysia: Good choice.
Philippines: Yeah, I know. *sarcastically*
C3: Portuguese
Narrator: Apparently, we should also cover the Middle East and Oceania, because conflicts are happening there too.
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Alternate Future of Asia and Oceania in Text. (Same chapter number)
Australia: Hey New Zealand!
New Zealand: Yes, Australia?
Australia: There is a massive problem going on right now!
New Zealand: Better not be rebels.
Australia: It's not rebels, it's a physical issue! A rift has just been discovered under Sydney and it's going to crack Eastern Australia away from the rest of Australia!
New Zealand: No!
*crack*
Greater Australia: Too late now I guess.
Lesser Australia: No!!!
World News
BREAKING NEWS
No, a war did not happen. Instead, a rift has been discovered under Sydney, cracking Australia into two parts:
Greater Australia consists of Western Australia, South Australia, Northern Territory and the western parts of Queensland and New South Wales.
Lesser Australia consists of Victoria, most of New South Wales, Canberra A.C.T., most of Queensland and Tasmania.
Although Australia is in two parts, Lesser and Greater Australia, they are still under one government, as Australia. So when you look at the new world map and see Australia in half, don't be surprised.
Meanwhile...
All: OMG!!!
Europe: Australia looks so weird!
North and South America: Australia is broken!
Africa: Great Australian Rift is our new rival to Great Rift Valley.
Asia and rest of Oceania: I knew it!
Australia, New Zealand: We saw this coming already.
In the next chapter...
Country A: Should we...
Country B: I guess so...
Country A/B: We must...
Find out next time in Chapter 3!
And now, this week's Geography Stumper!
YEY!
Question 1:
Can you find the connection between:
Budapest-_______-Austria
Question 2:
Criteria 1: Capital
Criteria 2: In Oceania
Criteria 3: Polynesia
Can you guess the mystery answer?
Question 3:
Criteria 1: In Africa
Criteria 2: Island nations
Hidden in blog post
Your choices are:
A- Mauritius
B- Cape Verde
C- Madagascar
Can you get the correct choice?
Winners!
Winner for Question 1 is...
- ProximaCentauri!
Congratulations!
Winner for Question 2 is...
- Pandora49!
Congratulations!
Winner for Question 3 is...
- MG17!
Congratulations!
Well, what do you think the answers are?
And what do you think will happen?
Find out next time on:
Alternate Future of Asia and Oceania in Text...
Chapter 3!
And good luck to you all for the Geography Stumper!
If someone has already won a question, any further responses will be DELETED, no exceptions.
BTW check the warning
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This is just a fun little thing I'm doing to entertain people whilst I come up with an idea for my next blog. If any offensive comments are posted, I will DELETE YOU, BLOCK YOU AND REPORT YOUR COMMENT.
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Thank you all for supporting me!
2. PORT VILA
3. C
2- No.
3- No.
3. Mauritius?
1- IDK! LOL! Maybe are in Europe?
2- Papeete
3- Cape Verde
Someone feel a Baptistegorce's Cosplay?
2- French Polynesia is not a country. Papeete is the capital fo it though
3- You win
I mean, it was right that he got banned for saying that, but they should at least let him stay on JetPunk, but disable his commenting features.