Poland-Lithuania's Time to Shine

Narrator: Let us begin with a question, then a question, then an answer.

Inside Poland Lithuania...

Poland: Hey Lithuania!

Lithuania: Yes, Poland?

Poland: Do you want some colonies?

Lithuania: Do we have the military?

Poland: No, but we can make a start!

Lithuania: Okay!

In Europe...

Poland Lithuania: I will get colonies-

UK: Then join us!

Poland Lithuania: No, I will be an independent entity getting colonies.

UK: Oh my god...

Asian Empire: Somalia!

Somalia: Yes?

Asian Empire: Never mind.

Somalia: How dare you!!! You must pay for what you did! You didn't tell me what you said!

Asian Empire: What??? Okay, you asked for it.

Somalia: Pirates, attack!

Asian Empire: Little do you know, I've figured out your pirates' tricks!

Somalia: Attack!

Asian Empire: Okay, do it to them!

Somalia: Do what?

BOOM!

Somalia: NO!!! My pirates failed me!

BOOM!

Somalia: NO!!! My pirates...

Asian Empire: Attack!

Somalia: Okay, I surrender!

Somalia gives Somaliland to the Asian Empire. In return, the Asian Empire gives lots of money to Somalia, and helps give aid in clean water and food for the people.

Brazil: Uruguay, I need to tell you something!

Uruguay: Yeah?

Brazil: We should unite!

Uruguay: Okay, sure.

Brazil and Uruguay unite to make Braziguay.

Braziguay: That's better!

Paraguay: Hey! I'm a guay! Let me join!

Braziguay: Okay.

Paraguay joins Braziguay.

US: Stay tuned for Alternate Future of America: Chapter 1!

Puntland: I want independence!

Somalia: Okay...

Puntland gains independence.

Tibet: Hey Xinjiang!

Xinjiang: Yes?

Tibet: Let's unite!

Xinjiang: Okay.

Tibet and Xinjiang unite to form West China.

West China: That's good for me!

China (AE): Argh...

Taiwan: It's okay China...

China: (AE) Shut up Taiwan...

Taiwan: Okay.

Taiwan declares war on China.

China (AE): I didn't ask for this!

Taiwan: You told me to shut up, so you definitely asked for it!

China (AE): I hate you!

Taiwan: No! A storm!

Asian Empire and Taiwan suffer from a storm.

Narrator: Taiwan quit the Asian Empire, just to let you know.

Asian Empire: Taiwan, you must pay!

Taiwan: No!!!

Taiwan rejoins the Asian Empire out of fear.

PL: Alright, it's time!

Djibouti declares war on PL.

PL: Huh?

Djibouti: Die!!!

PL: First colony!

Djibouti: Huh?

After 1 month of fighting...

Djibouti: No!!!

Djibouti becomes a Polish Lithuanian colony.

Anyways, I have not been posting because I am trying to prepare for my bday, tomorrow! Happy birthday to me! GeoStumper question 4 and 5 will not be put in. Question 4 and 5 will be next GeoStumper, okay.

So now, I will make a random quiz about a random selected person who comments. I will try to be fair, but put a "#quiz" in the comment so I can organize everything. Bye, and Happy Birthday to me!