Things I Want To Talk About, and AFOTWIT Ch. 9
First published: Monday April 19th, 2021
3 Things I Want to Talk About
So you know how Germany is named after the Germanic peoples, and England is named after the Angles, a Germanic people? So why did the UK and Germany have a war, one of the biggest, involving more countries? Well, it's actually because of leaders and stuff.
I think a new Kirby game should come out to precede Star Allies. It should be a new main series game. It would probably have some mechanics and copy abilities from Star Allies.
My Austronesian language is Tagalog. Now, here's a little more depth. Austronesian languages have other families, like Malayo-Polynesian and Formosan languages. So, yeah. I speak a Germanic and Austronesian language. Two language families from two different continents.
AFOTWIT Chapter 9
Welcome to AFOTWIT Chapter 9!
Brazil: Okay, it's time! Uruguay, come here!
Uruguay: Oh no!
Brazil: Yes! I will colonize you!
Brazil colonizes Uruguay.
Brazil: Now, I will colonize French Guiana.
French Guiana becomes independent, and surrenders to Brazil.
Brazil: I will now conquer Paraguay!
Paraguay: Please. Shut up Brazil...
*Brazil is triggered*
Paraguay: Oh no! AHHHH!!!!!
Brazil: COME HERE PARAGUAY!
Paraguay gets wrecked by Brazil. It was colonized.
Brazil: Name change!
Brazilian Empire (BE): Yeah, that's better.
Argentina, Colombia: Stop, Brazil!
Argentina: Okay, then I'll stop you!
Argentina: Wait, what? Oh no!!! AHHHH!!!!!
Argentina: Okay, I surrender!
Argentina gets colonized.
BE: That's enough for now.
PL: Okay, time to colonize again!
Eritrea: I will win this war!
PL: We'll see!
Eritrea gets colonized, and Ethiopia gives up some land.
Germany: Baden, you can be independent.
Baden is independent.
Baden: Thanks Germany!
Bavaria: What about me?
Bavaria becomes independent.
Hesse, Lower Saxony: No fair! Revolution!
Germany: Oh no! I just reunited sixty years ago! Not again! (2050-1990=60)
Germany crushes the revolts.
Baden, Bavaria: *whispers* At least we got our independence peacefully, by decision of Germany.
Russia: I feel bad...
Dagestan, Magadan and Chukotka become independent.
Russia: Not another one of Chechen's friends...
Dagestan: I want to prosper peacefully, with no enemies!
Magadan: I want to rule my lands by myself!
Chukotka: I want to use this land!
Greece: I want North Macedonia!
North Macedonia: *whispers* Better change my name quickly...
Greece: Hey FYROM, have you seen North Macedonia?
Serbia: But I have! They're right there! Actually...
Yugoslavia: Well, the name says so. So now you're mine.
FYROM becomes part of Yugoslavia.
Yugoslavia: I need Kosovo!
Kosovo gets colonized.
Yugoslavia: Montenegro, Bosnia and Croatia! Let's unite!
Montenegro, B&H, Croatia: *sigh* Whatever.
Albania: Greece! Let me join you!
Yugoslavia: Greece! Give me Albania!
Slovenia: I surrender!
Meanwhile, in Ahoelata...
Øanßdndñswµ (Oahssjwdemc): Okay, it's time!
Chinese Space Force: Attack!
Russian Space Force: Wait... I see something coming down... Oh no!
A bunch of dust lies where the CSF and RSF's troops once were. They were ion cannoned.
Oahssjwdemc: Ha ha ha! Wait... Oh no! Not karma!
Oahssjwdemc surrenders. Their generals and military were ionized. (struck by an ion cannon and obliterated into dust)
RSF: After a devastating blast and loss, we won in the end!
0.91% of Ahoelata has been colonized.
45% of that is owned by the US.
25% of that is owned by France.
15% of that is owned by Germany.
The remaining 15% of that is owned by Russia.
99% of Ahoelata is still inhabited by Ahoelatans.
0.09% of Ahoelata is uninhabited, but owned by someone.
55% of that is owned by Ahoelata.
45% of that is owned by countries from Earth, respectively Germany and France.
The two countries both share 50% of that uninhabited, but owned land.
Baden: Next time on AFOTWIT Chapter 10... (yey!)
Narrator: The Germans are serious. But so is the BE. Will the BE manage to become powerful, or just be a state with lots of land? Will Germany become a new world power? And who is this new mystery country not revealed? Who knows? I do! You guys can find out on Chapter 10 of the Alternate Future of the World in Text!
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