Interesting Quotes #1

Criticism...it's like that one healthy fruit you don't want or like, but you need."

- Malkiboy

"What makes a nation in the beginning is a good piece of geography."

- Robert Frost

"History is a set of lies agreed upon"

-Napoleon Bonaparte

“Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.”

― Chuck Klosterman

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

- Benjamin Franklin

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

- Albert Einstein

The greatest art is that of making others happy.

-P.T. Barnum

One Death is a Tragedy; One Million is a statistic

-Joseph Stalin

When the President Does it, that means its not Illegal

-Richard Nixon

How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.

-Abraham Lincoln

A Successful Lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman

-Robert Frost

There is no I in team, but their is one in Win.

Michael Jordan

Remember that somewhere in the world there is someone who is both smarter than you and more knowledgeable than you, and has completely opposite political views. This person might even be a friend, a family member, or a future version of yourself. With that in mind, why are you so sure of yourself? Spend less time talking, more time learning.

Quizmaster

"If you seek revenge, you should dig two graves"

-unknown, mainly attributed to Confucius

Whatever you do, always give 100 %... except Donating blood.

-Bill Murray

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

-Robin Williams

Do not Take Life too Seriously, you will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

If at first you don't succeed, then Skydiving isn't for you

Steven Wright

Only the Mediocre are always at their best

-Jean Giraudoux

The Most Terrifying words in the English Language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Ronald Reagan

"Man cannot live by coffee alone, but he will try."

- Harry Styles

Life is very interesting... in the end, some of your greatest pains, become your greatest strengths.

-Drew Barrymore

“Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.”

— Confucius

"Youth is the time to study wisdom; old age is the time to practice it.”

— Jean Jacques Rosseau

'An investment in knowledge pays the best interest'

Benjamin Franklin

"My only worry is that people in the future will quote me on things I never said."

-Genghis Khan

To generalize is to be an idiot.

-William Blake

No one is hated more than he who speaks the truth.

- Plato