JetPunk Wars | Chapter I - The beginning of an era.

JetPunk Wars | Chapter I - The beginning of an era

Hello! How much time! Today, we are going to start the series “JetPunk Wars” (JPW).

I would do JPW on my collaborative account with ClutchNFerno. However, I ended up planning the whole story, and it doesn't make sense to put it in a collaborative account, if I didn't do it in collaboration with Clutch. Therefore, I will do everything here on my own account. I already contacted him, and asked if we could do another job, which this time, will be collaborative. Thank you for understanding. But let's start now!

Matthew: Let’s go. Another day of JetPunk for MTW8457. Let's see here, my number of takes...

(Matthew opens his profile)

Matthew: (sarcastically) Wow! Amazing! 14 takes... New world record... And my quizzes now... 3 quizzes about the striped piggy... Level 4 in English... without comments... I can't even comment...

(Matthew closes his notebook)

Matthew: Enough! I can't take this life anymore as a fool for the whole planet! From California to Japan, I'm being humiliated! On second thought, I'm not even humiliated, since nobody knows me on JetPunk... but I need to act. I have to do something to be successful.

(Matthew goes to Luke’s house)

Matthew: What's up Luke? How is it going?

Luke: EXCELLENT!

Matthew: Great! So I need...

Luke: CELEBRATE! 🎵 OH YEAH! OH YEAH 🎵!

Matthew: BY CHANCE YOU LISTENED ME!?

Luke: 🎵 ONE MORE FEATURED QUESTIONNAIRE! ONE MORE FEATURED QUESTIONNAIRE 🎵!

Matthew: SHUT UP “PAUL MCCARTNEY”! I AM HERE, NEEDING YOUR HELP, AND YOU DON'T CARE FOR ME!

Luke: (closing the notebook) Matt? What are you doing here?

Matthew: (sarcastically) Asking for an “autograph of Paul McCartney”... Can you tell me how you managed to have all this success on JetPunk with the LukeAB (and also on Beatles...)?

Luke: So... "Mick Jagger"... You need to have a lot of determination, patience, and empathy. You need quizzes that are enjoyed by everyone, or specifying, not your own interests, LIKE THE STRIPED PIGGY!

Matthew: HEY! HOW DO YOU KNOW I WATCH THE STRIPED PIGGY!?

Luke: Because every Friday night you leave the television on maximum volume tunelessly singing the opening theme. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I HAD NIGHTMARES WITH THIS!

Matthew: Whatever! Just tell me what I can do to improve my quality on JetPunk!

Luke: Three letters for you: S. V. G.

Matthew: What is SVG?

Luke: SVG is the abbreviation for Scalable Vector Graphics. It is an XML language to describe two-dimensional drawings and graphics, either static, dynamic or animated, in a vectorial way. In JetPunk, SVG is used in the form of a map.

Matthew: (murmuring) Nerd Alert... But why are SVGS so successful?

Luke: The SVG, in addition to embellishing the questionnaire, it helps to organize it. Imagine the Countries of the World Quiz, without the world map! It would be difficult to remember all the countries that you have already written. SVG also works as an image that illuminates when guessing the answer.

Matthew: And how do I make an SVG?

Luke: You can find information in Stewart's SVG Guide. I will read it for you.

You'll find some background on what SVGs actually are and how to edit them, including downloading Inkscape and setting up a template so your settings are always correct. We also walk you through how to make a simple SVG to allow you to make your first SVG quiz on...

MATTHEW ÁLVAREZ!

Matthew: OK MOMMY! I CONFESS! I DIDN'T TAKE MY BIOLOGY LESson? Luke!?

Luke: (sarcastically) No, Paul McCartney... I AM HERE GIVING THE HARDEST TO HELP YOU, AND YOU ARE SLEEPING! YOU ARE REALLY IRRESPONSIBLE! IT IS NO WONDER THAT YOU’RE A ZERO LEFT IN JETPUNK!

Matthew: (lifting up) IRRESPONSIBLE!? HOW DO YOU DARE!?

Luke: Didn't you take the Biology lesson?

Matthew: Oh, my name is Luke Brown! Oh, I'm spoiled by everyone on JetPunk! Oh, I'm the good guy! Oh, I have friends, SVGS, features, and blah blah blah!

Luke: Oh, my name is Matthew Álvarez! Oh, I'm super lazy! Oh, I want to be an idiot! Oh, I'm 3 years old!

Matthew: Wants to know!? You can swallow your resources! I will do everything ALONE!

(Matthew breaks the window, and almost jump.)

Luke: Wasn't it easier for you to use the door!?

Matthew: Honestly, I agree. But it is the fault of the author, who wrote that I had broken your window!

Author: I HEARD THIS!

Matthew: Now, let's go back to the exit scene.

Luke: Yeah, go. Just don't ask me for help again.

Matthew: (facing) I never needed your help.

(Matthew jumps the window with a rope.)

Luke: YOU WILL PAY THE REPAIR!

OMG! That’s incredible! What do you think that will happen after? Comment below your predictions!

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