JetPunk Wars | Chapter II - That’s correct?

JetPunk Wars | Chapter II - That’s correct?

Hello! And here, the Chapter II! What will happen today?

(It’s raining, and Matthew comes home.)

Matthew: What a foolness! How can Luke be so praised, and I here in this misery! The Gini Coefficient is very high these days...

Wait... he said something about SVG Guide... if I read it I will understand how to do it.

Author: I doubt it, but I want to see where you're going...

(Matthew opens the notebook.)

Matthew: Okay, let's see... SVG Guide. I found!

“There are various ways to create and edit SVGs. Here are”

(Matthew hits his head on the keyboard, and sleeps.)

Matthew: OK! I DIDN’T TAKE THE MATH LESSON ALso? ARGH! IT DOESN’T WORK! HOW CAN IT BE SO DIFFICULT!? I need to take drastic measures...

(5 days later...)

Matthew: MORE COFFEE... TAPE IN THE EYES... SEE.

(Matthew fails to make the SVG, and tries to break the notebook.)

Matthew: UGA UGA UGA AAAAA!!! MISTAKE! ANGRY!!! UGA UGA! Wait, what am I doing now?

Author: (sarcastically) You built a time machine and went back a few million years in the past.

Matthew: Why can't I make a good SVG!? Or at least one!? I can't download Inkscape, and the online version is difficult to work with, Vecta.io needs to have an account to import images, “I don't know what else” no... affff. This is impossible to do. Nothing works! What can I do now?... I think that if I copy only one questionnaire, it doesn't hurt anyone...

(Matthew copies the Countries of the World Quiz.)

Matthew: YAY! Now I have an SVG! DID YOU HEAR THIS!? I. HAVE. A. SVG! YEAH! It was so easy! I'll copy more...

(Another 31 questionnaires are plagiarized.)

Matthew: Correct the number: 32! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that I'm going to get the hang of it! But... I... need... sleep...

(The next day...)

Matthew: Good morning JetPunk! What do you have for me today?

(Opening the notebook, he finds 7 new comments.)

Matthew: What is this little bell? I'll click... WHAT!? COMMENTS!! I AM THE BEST JETPUNKER IN HISTORY!

Author: I can't stop of laughing... LMAO!

Matthew: Wait? What comments are these!?

“You are plagiarizing questionnaires with SVG maps. That is inadmissible.”

“This quiz already exists. Here the proof.”

“What are you thinking!? Do you want to be banned!?”

“I will report...”

Matthew: BANNED!? REPORT!? WHAT’S THIS!?

(Meanwhile at Luke's house...)

Luke: Let's see JetPunk now. Beautiful quizzes on HomePage! Great blogs on RUB, including the one being written. And... Matt's new questionnaires!? How awesome! I think now he's got it. Let's see... HE PLAGIED 32 QUIZZES!? WHAT IS HE WEIGHING!? I WILL GO TO HIS HOUSE NOW!

(Luke runs off to Matthew.)

Luke: MATT!? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!? YOU PLAGIOUS QUESTIONNAIRE!

Matthew: (shaky) Me. Ban. To report.

Luke: EXACTLY! DO YOU WANT THIS FOR YOU?

Matthew: No. Wanting. To go out.

Luke: You are pale, in shock. You made a huge mistake. Correct it now.

Matthew: No. I don’t need. Luke.

Luke: You didn't want to leave, and now you're contesting me!? Let me see your SVGS...

Matthew: I. Couldn’t.

Luke: Matt. You are a great friend of mine person. You know it. But you were wrong. And he made a bad mistake. Plagiarism is a crime!

Matthew: (crying) Matthew. Wanted. Success. Equal. Former friend.

Luke: But you couldn't do that. I know you wanted to have more quality questionnaires, and be like me, but that's not how it works. Now you will have to bear the consequences. Unfortunately. I wanted to help you, but... FORMER FRIEND !? HOW IS THE THING!? Now that I'm thinking, I agree. The converse is true for you, former friend.

(Luke walks out the door.)

Luke: See how easy it is to walk out the door? It doesn't hurt at all!

Matthew: Author. Fault.

Author: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Luke: It hurts to know that you want to distance yourself from the right thing.

(And at JetPunk headquarters in Seattle...)

Quizmaster: Let's see, we have reports. I mean, 32 reports!? And from the same user!? What... I can't believe it! Did he plagiarize questionnaires!? He must be banned! I'll let Stewart know now.

(And in London, at Stewart's company...)

Stewart: Okay, let's see. The software needs to be updated. And this CSS is defective... let's fix it.

(The phone rings.)

Stewart: Hmm, someone is calling me.

📞 "Hello?"

“Stewart, I need you now. A user named MTW8457 has just copied 32 questionnaires, 9 of which are yours. Do you think we should ban him? ”

"At first, yes, but the story will end if it happens..."

"Story!?"

"It's a long story... Anyway, we could make a JetPunk Court."

"But we don't have the money for that."

"We actually have $762,075,214..."

"WHAT!?"

“I know, I found out yesterday. Strangely, Geography Snap is raising money when tiles are matched. We managed to raise that amount, enough to make a JetPunk Court. ”

"This is crazy..."

"So it's a story, Dan."

"Whatever, we can schedule it in a month."

"Excellent. I will be in recess here, because of a holiday I invented 10 seconds ago. ”

“Ok... See you there! Goodbye!"

"Goodbye!" 📞

(The call ends.)

(The next day...)

Luke: JetPunk Court!? What’s this!? This news will reach the four corners of the world... Let's see what it is... Trial of MTW8457 in 30 days at JetPunk headquarters in Seattle... Wait, Matt!?

Wow... a JetPunk Court! That’s awesome! Matthew will be banned from JetPunk!? Say your predictions in the comment section!

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