Adventures in the Veggie Caliphate - Part 2 (NOT CANON)

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Intro

In DOTJE part XI, my empire was thrown into civil way by a cult springing up in Yemen.  How will MiecraftMan react to this.  Unlike the last episode, this is happening after the occurrences in the DOTJE episode, and I’m not sure if Geopro will make this canon.

Sultan Viniga and Ashan meet in Jerusalem

“I have trapped all of Tamashii’s spies, as well as Tamashii himself, so the VCIA won’t bother us anymore.  They’ll all die in a couple of days anyway,” said Viniga.

“Good for you.  MiecraftMan is going to be very befuddled, and at worst he’ll have to turn the Viniga Sultanate into a vassal.  At best his entire country will collapse,” said Ashan.

“Well, obviously.  Stop thinking like me, that’s what I do.  Also, I recently got married!  Meet my wife, Sultana Nion!” exclaimed Viniga.

Sultana Nion walks into the room.  “It is I, the patron Sultana of Salt and Onion chips!”

“That sounds horrid,” remarked Ashan.

“Whatever.  We have more important things to talk about,” said Viniga.

MiecraftMan meets with his advisor

“The cult in Yemen is growing more and more influential, and more and more protests have sprung up in Saudi Arabia and Yemen.  This is Viniga and the Dead Camel’s doing, if I ever have known anything.  The Dead Camel has declared autonomy, though it hasn’t evolved into the Viniga Sultanate yet, one thing that might suggest they aren’t working close together anymore.  The Dead Camel has also sent troops to aid Napoleon in his invasion, as well as blocking off all roads into Saudi Arabia and Yemen,” MiecraftMan’s advisor said.

“This is bad.  I’ll head to Saudi Arabia and give a motivational speech, as well as removing my army from the Oman frontline and seizing Yemen by force.  This cult must be wiped out, once and for all.”

“More bad news to come, your honor.  I’m afraid nothing has been heard of from Tamashii’s gang, and we must assume the worst.”

“Gosh darn it.  May Mother Nature curse those… those infernal rats.  I liberated them from Viniga’s harsh rule and evil diet, and this is how they repay me!” MiecraftMan exclaimed.  “I will head to Riyadh immediately to give a speech.”

MiecraftMan arranges for 200 of his troops to escort him to Riyadh, where he will give his speech.  Upon entering the city they are greeting with hostility by the locals.

Hours pass, and a stage was arranged for MiecraftMan to give his speech.  Cameras were set up around the stage for it to be recorded and broadcasted to the rest of the VC.  It then begun.

“Great people of Riyadh, I stand here today on important matters I am sure some of you may have heard of.  The Veggie Caliphate is in civil way, and the Viniga Sultanate threatens to rise again.  You must not help them.  Remember how it was last time, when Viniga ruled these great lands, your homelands?  You would be forced to bake chips all day in a factory, forced to diet on horrible, atrocious, unhealthy chips all day.  Is that the life you want?  Is that the life you want for your children, and descendants to come?”

Uneasy whispers ran through the crowd, and MiecraftMan knew he was succeeding.  He continued.  “Do not fear.  You can stop this.  The lands of Saudi Arabia will be rewarded with my finest vegetables, as well as stocks of Naturas, if you help my cause, the right one.  I do not require anything great of you, I only require things that you must not do.  You must not harbor the rebellious criminals known as the Dead Camel in your houses.  You must not stir uneasyness and unrest amongst the great lands of Arabia.  You must not continue to block the roads of this wonderful place with your horrible road blocks.  You must not support the Grandians in this disastrous war.  And last but not least, you must eat your vegetables!”

“BROCCOLI!!!!” the crowd screamed.  MiecraftMan smiled to himself, knowing he had succeeded.

Later that night, MiecraftMan and his advisor have a follow up meeting.

“Today went very well,” remarked MiecraftMan’s advisor.  “Saudi Arabia has been freed, and General Mohammed’s troops are now occupying Yemen.  The cult has been put on a temporary pause.”

“Yes, I can’t argue with that, but I still wish Tamashii was here.”

“Yes, so do I.  But even better, we captured a Dead Camel agent the other day and he leaked important information about the Dead Camel invading the Macedons.  Apparently, they were taking civilians into battle to invade the Macedons and expand the Dead Camel’s influence.  Luckily, but alienating Saudi Arabia against them and immobilizing Yemen, we put an end to this scheme.  If we had acted any later, it may have been to late.”

Someone knocks on the door.  MiecraftMan opens it to find one of his guards escorting a woman into his room.  The door closes after them.

“Who are you?” demanded MiecraftMan.

“I?  I am Sultana Nion, wife of Sultan Viniga,” MiecraftMan’s expression turned hostile.

“You, of all people, should know you’re not welcome in this country.  Your excuse better be good, or I’ll have my guard escort you to life in prison,” said MiecraftMan.

“Of course it’s good.  I know the location of your friend Tamashii7979,” mused Sultana Nion.

“I’m interested, but this better not be some sort of trap, or maybe bad advertising for some new crazy insurance company.”

“I want something in return for my compliance.  I demand 1 million Naturas in return.”

“Fine, I’ll pay them out of my own wallet.  I swear it on Mother Nature,” said MiecraftMan.  “Now your part.”

“Fine.  My husband has them trapped in Jerusalem.” Sultana Nion proceeded to explain how to get to the house where they were trapped, and what to do after that.

“Thank you,” MiecraftMan said.  Then, turning towards his guard, he said, “Arrange for twenty of my elite troops to free the spies from this house.”  Then, addressing his advisor, he said, “Get our guest, the Sultana, some nice refreshment.  Maybe give her a tour of the Royal Gardens?”

“Why did you betray your husband?” MiecraftMan asked Sultana Nion.

“Well, onions never went well with vinegar anyways.”

Viniga and Ashan have a meeting in the outskirts of Jerusalem

“You failed, you absolute idiot,” said Viniga to Ashan.

“I’m sorry, my lord.  But we still have Tamashii in custody, at least.”

Right on cue, Viniga’s phone rang.  He looked angry.  “WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAMASHII ESCAPED.  YOU FOOL!  GET THEM BACK!”

Viniga hung up, then facing Ashan, he said, “Go and get them back.  You know the location of where they were hidden, they should still be nearby.  And get quickly, you slow little worm.”

“I will do your orders, but not because I have to.  I’m sick of following your demands, I’m not your servant.”

“Ha!  Then what are you?  Gandalf the Grey?”

“No, I’m the leader of the Dead Camel, the successor of Ravi.”

“But… you were just a peasant on the streets when my men recruited you,” said Viniga, paling.

“All part of my disguise.”

“You… I shall have you flayed!”

“No, no you won’t.  And now my turn.  As long as you live, you shall never have anything from the Dead Camel.  You let our past leader die, by running away.  And now you can suffer, like the helpless coward you are.  Anyway, I shall go stop Tamashii.  Not because I’m doing your bidding, but because I don’t want them getting in the way of my plans.”  Ashan walked out the door where five of the Dead Camel’s top agents were waiting.  “Let’s go,” Ashan said.

Tamashii leads the twenty spies as well as the twenty of MiecraftMan’s troops out of Tamashii’s prison.

Soon after escaping, the 41 men came to a creaky bridge, looming over a deep chasm.

“Really, why does this exist.  I feel like I’m in a JetPunk adventure blog right now,” muttered Tamashii.  “We’re going to have to abandon all but a couple of our weapons.  They’re too heavy to take across.”

MiecraftMan’s soldiers threw their weapons into the chasm, except for one lucky soldier who got to keep his pistol.  They then grossed the chasm.  On the other side, six armed men lay in wait for them.

“Why did we ever get rid of our weapons,” groaned Tamashii.

The one soldier with the pistol took it out and shot it at one of the men.  The man, thinking that none of them were armed, wasn’t able to react quick enough and fell.  The other five men backed off, having the illusion that more of the soldiers and spies were armed.

One of Tamashii’s spies came over to Tamashii and showed him a bomb he found in the dead man’s coat pocket.

“Interesting.  They probably were going to blow up the bridge, but we got over to soon and they couldn’t risk being seen,” said Tamashii.  He took the bomb and pocketed it.

“I’m going to go and scout out where the other five men may have headed,” Tamashii announced to the crowd.  “I want none of you to follow me, especially since none of you are armed.” Tamashii took the pistol, then went into the forest, following the five men’s footprints.

He soon came to a road, with a van parked next to it.  He didn’t see any people, though.  That was when somebody came up behind him, said “gotcha”, then hit Tamashii on the head.  He blacked out.

He didn’t know how long it had been before he woke up, but it couldn’t have been long, or the other spies and soldiers would have gotten curious.

“Look, our little nosy nuisance has woken up.  Allow me to introduce myself.  I am Ashan, the leader of the Dead Camel.  I want to see what you have hidden away in that little head of yours.”

One of Ashan’s men pointed a gun at Tamashii’s head.  “If you don’t answer Ashan’s questions, you’ll go out with a bang,” he said.

“Go out with a bang indeed,” said Tamashii.  He reached his hand into his coat pocket, pressed a tiny button, then feasted on Ashan’s horror after realizing what he had done.  He smiled, and then his vision went black.

Back at the bridge, the spies and soldiers knew what Tamashii had done.  He had sacrificed himself, and in doing so saved 40 lives.

The End

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Level 60
Jun 22, 2022
I’m not sure if Geopro will canon-ize this, because he might have had plans for Ashan and Tamashii, but all the same it was very entertaining to write
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Level 59
Jun 23, 2022
Interesting storyline, especially the sacrifice at the end. Not sure if I'll make it all canon, but maybe some bits. I hope you don't mind if I twist this a bit and add my own things. I guess I'll see what I decide on...
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Level 60
Jun 23, 2022
That’s fine, the sacrifice was because Tamashii deleted his account (both of them)
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Level 59
Jun 23, 2022
Oh he did? I had no idea!
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Level 17
Jun 25, 2022
Oh Geopro I was wondering if I can be in the next one?
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Level 59
Jun 26, 2022
MiecraftMan can include you if he wants to ig
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Level 60
Jun 26, 2022
Aight you can replace Tamashii
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Level 17
Jun 26, 2022
This is a reply to Geopro, thanks I wondering if I could be Tamashii's deputy. Thanks.
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Level 60
Jun 26, 2022
Tamashii died
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Level 59
Jun 27, 2022
You can be Tamashii's replacement
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Level 17
Jun 27, 2022
Thanks, But did he die in the thing or in real life?
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Level 60
Jun 27, 2022
Read the story. But no, not in irl. He just deleted his account
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Level 17
Jun 28, 2022
Oh, but when is part 3 coming out?
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Level 60
Jun 28, 2022
I make blogs when DOTJE comes out
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Level 17
Jun 30, 2022
When is that coming out?
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Level 60
Jun 30, 2022
I don’t know Geopro makes them when he feels like it and when he has the time
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Level 17
Jun 25, 2022
Nice, can't wait for part 3
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Level 17
Jul 10, 2022
Geopro, how often do you come out with DOTJE blogs?
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Level 60
Jul 10, 2022
Whenever he has the time
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Level 60
Jul 10, 2022
There’s no schedule or anything
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Level 17
Jul 11, 2022
Ok
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Level 59
Aug 2, 2022
I'm almost finished the next ep. It may be out in the next few days.
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Level 60
Aug 2, 2022
Noice
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Level 17
Aug 4, 2022
Hey this is to both of you... do you have GeoGusser?

Also I can't wait for Veggie Caliphate!

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Level 60
Aug 4, 2022
Sorry, I don’t. I’ll work on the Veggie Caliphate, though also expect an RUB Times soon.
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Level 17
Aug 4, 2022
What is RUB times I have heard of it but don't no what it is but, Recent User blogs is my guess. Also, this might be a dumb thing to ask but do you play Minecraft?
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Level 60
Aug 4, 2022
RUB Times is a blog series I do. Yes, I do play Minecraft (Bedrock)
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Level 59
Aug 5, 2022
I've played geoguessr before, but I can't be bothered paying a subscription for it so I don't really anymore
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Level 17
Aug 5, 2022
Sorry because 87isback plays it and I have watched it. It is really fun. and Geopro and MInecraftMan I could start a group so we could talk in the group.
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Level 17
Aug 5, 2022
Well, MinecraftMan I play Minecraft Bedrock, 3ds, and Pocket
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Level 17
Aug 5, 2022
When is Veggie Caliphate coming out?
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Level 59
Aug 7, 2022
I'm looking forward to it!
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Level 60
Aug 8, 2022
I’m brainstorming ways that every single word I write could spiral my empire into civil war, so the process is awfully slow
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Level 66
Aug 14, 2022
Ok, can't wait!