Funniest JetPunker Names and Places of Residence

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Introduction

Before we start, check out Beckette’s blog (https://www.jetpunk.com/users/exgodoback/blog/funniest-weirdest-dumbest-people-names),which I took inspiration from.

In this blog I’ll be looking at some JetPunk pages, finding the ten funniest Places of Residence and Real names, and putting them into this blog.  Here are the pages I’m using JetPunkers from:

https://www.jetpunk.com/user-quizzes/220991/countries-where-the-top-200-most-popular-jetpunk-users-live

https://www.jetpunk.com/groups/invite/QPPXyJBE

https://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/seven-continents-quiz

Anyway, let’s get started!

REAL NAMES

1. Iluvbread123: Big Brain

A very big brain name, same as below.  Two words=very funny.

2. SirPhilippines: No looking

Two words can give me a laughing breakdown if the right words are chosen!  SirPhilippines, you are a genius.

3. MiecraftMan: Broccoli Broculli

Okay, maybe I’m biased I’m definitely biased, but come on, are any of these options below much better?  Okay, I’ll stop now…

4. Ethanc: 82°29'54.4"N 62°20'02.4"W 

Idk maybe this is his city’s coords?  It’s still pretty funny how he put it into the Real Name, not place of residence.

5. FacterLiger0804: C

Sometimes one letter can be pretty funny!  I mean, it’s a C, C is like the funniest thing in the universe.

6. ThatOnePunk: Ludwig I von Kroppinburg

It just sounds funny OK, idk if it has any meaning, but it’s funny whatsoever.

7. Cosmokim: Cosmo Kim

It’s cool and funny how they took their name, split it into two words, and made it seem like a real name.  If this is a real name I’d be pretty embarrassed.

8. BotswanaEmperor: yeah right like I’m telling you

Much like Beckette’s.  A funnier way of wording “I’m not telling”.

9. Beckette: what do you want with my name?

Classic Beckette remark.  Even though it’s a basic “not telling” or “idk my name”, it’s still pretty funny.

10. WolfyIQ: ?????????????????????????MY NAME

Not that funny, not gonna lie, but at this point there weren’t to many other options.

A lot of “Idk my name” stuff like that, but the really funny names above made up for it!

PLACES OF RESIDENCE

1. Kalbahamut: Homeless

Well, I’ve seen an image of Kal’s house when he posted a image of a “river” in Saudi Arabia on Countries with No Rivers quiz, so I know he’s not homeless.  Still, it doesn’t make it any less funny.  But really, what else would you expect from Kalbahamut.

2. FacterLiger0804: “On a rock, floating in space”

Don’t even get me started on Facter’s ingenuity!  This takes a comedian to come up with.  And the quote marks make it even funnier!

Doesn’t seem that lively

3. Skukka: Mordor

LOTR fan here, so this one is pretty hilarious.

Have you ever met this guy?

4. FlyingG: Everywhere, yet nowhere

Hahahaha!  This one is pretty funny and it makes me paranoid!

5. 4knowledge: I am returning to Earth.

Okay, hope you had a good trip!

Did you enjoy your trip?

6. OldDakile2nd: I live without a name

Sometimes the classic “I don’t know my name” can be funny with proper wording!

7. SparkleBoo: The land of sparkles

Fits perfectly with this user’s name.

If that’s gold I would want to live here!

8. Maladroit: Somewhere over the rainbow

Okay, Maladroit the leprechaun.

See any gold here?

9. SirPhilippines: Jackfruit, Sierra Leone, Asia, Neptune/Turnbacktwo: Cucumber Island, Mango Isles, Cherry Soda Ocean

A very random sequence of places can be very funny at times!  Also congrats to SirPhilippines for placing in the Names and Places.

Turnbacktwo’s name is residence is very similar to SP, which is why it’s the same rank, but it’s still funny!

SirPhilippines’s Place of Residence
Imagine filling an Ocean with this lol

10. Iluvbread123: Big Head, Breaddonesia

Bread, you sure love your bread!  He lives in a head in bread!
The Bread

Some really funny places here!  I particularly liked Facter’s, but you can’t go wrong with good old Kal.

Thanks for Reading!

I might try to get another IUOE out soon, plus a VC version of QuizzerBros’s new blog, so stay tuned!

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Level 66
Nov 29, 2021
Changed mine just now
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Level 65
Nov 29, 2021
Cool, me too.
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Level 56
Nov 29, 2021
Kal is not homeless in the sense that he doesn't live in a house, but he doesn't have a fixed/permanent residence since he moves around a lot (which is technically still being homeless). He's mentioned this in comments before
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Level 60
Nov 29, 2021
That makes sense, I guess.
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Level 43
Nov 29, 2021
These are funny lol
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Level 40
Nov 29, 2021
at this point im just sad because i didnt make a funny place of residence and name ;(
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Level 52
Nov 29, 2021
My real name is legendary.
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Level 60
Nov 29, 2021
Oh shoot somehow I missed that! Are you in Communication Groups?
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Level 73
Nov 29, 2021
Speaking of the Communication Group, I was its member when you sent me an invite but was kicked out of it. The invite code says "You can't rejoin this group using a URL. You must get a personal invite." So, can you send me an invite once again?
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Level 65
Nov 29, 2021
Exact same for me!
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Level 60
Nov 29, 2021
Maybe Tanc kicked you or something.
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Level 60
Nov 29, 2021
If you were members any moderator could have kicked you, and Tanc was a moderator. If you were a moderator when you were kicked, only WolfyIQ could kick you. That just doesn’t strike me as something Wolfy would do. Yako was kicked as well when he was a member, so maybe someone just has a beef with bloggers.
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Level 65
Nov 29, 2021
Yes, I don't think I was made a mod.
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Level 75
Nov 30, 2021
Once upon a time, cow.
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Level 42
Nov 30, 2021
I passed Earth by mistake and now I am in Venus.Getting ready for another journey. I hope I return someday
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Level 34
Dec 1, 2021
Have u seen mine? You should check it out lol. Excellent blog!
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Level 60
Dec 1, 2021
Some more great ones that idk how I missed! Sorry.
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Level 60
Dec 1, 2021
Did you recently change that or did I just forget to click one your name in CG?
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Level 34
Dec 1, 2021
I've had it for as long as I can remember. Also, what is CG?
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Level 60
Dec 1, 2021
Communication Groups.
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Level 34
Dec 2, 2021
Oh. Yeah, you must've forgottten.
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Level 55
Dec 4, 2021
Nice blog, and thanks for mentioning me in the blurb and intro
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Level 59
Dec 6, 2021
also the coords that Ethanc's name is is a building in the town of Alert, Nunavut, Canada. i think its the northernmost town in the world lol
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Level 34
Dec 7, 2021
les go! i finally met another person who resides in mordor!
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Level 57
Jan 24, 2022
Can I get one for the Rob Gronkowski as my name and place of residence as Tampa Bay Buccaneers as place of residence? please make a sequel