Funny Newspaper Headlines #2
First published: Wednesday December 8th, 2021
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Intro
Since the last time I picked up newspaper, I’ve been reading them more! And I wasn’t wrong when I said some of the headlines were crazy hilarious!
Stinky Moose Invade Las Vegas
A hoard of fat, stinky moose have been sighting in the city of Las Vegas, Nevada. Whether they are gambling or looking for a bathhouse, it’s unknown. Experts are trying to get the moose out of the city, but are currently failing. More updates coming soon.
Well this sure baffled me! What is this world coming to…. I really have no idea what would a moose want to do in a big city like Las Vegas! I hope they get the smelly moose out of the city soon, because a smelly, fat moose is certainly not a pleasant sight….
Molossia Conquers East Germany
Molossia, the independent island nation in the middle of Nevada, has just conquered East Germany! East Germany, the country Molossia has been at war with for a little while, has fallen, and their tyranny is no more!
I didn’t know East Germany still existed to be conquered…. Well, you learn something new every day! And Molossia as an island nation; well that’s knew. Heck, I didn’t even know Molossia was indipendent!
Star Wars Jedi Sighted in Pripyat
Star Wars Jedi have been sighted in the city of Pripyat, in the Chernobyl Zone. The witness, Dumpty Humpty, says that “they were suspiciously chopping things with their swords”. What the Jedi are doing is yet to be discovered. Some people suspect they are trying to build a nuclear bomb, maybe signing trouble in the Star Wars world.
Well this sure is interesting! Maybe the Jedi will reveal their intentions soon, maybe not. I hope they do, it sure would be interesting to find out! I wonder what Jedi the ones in Pripyat are? I am also hoping that baddies aren’t up to no good in that galaxy far far away, because that might indeed cause trouble here in the Milky Way….
Outro
This blog is a work of fiction. Events and some other stuff that happened aren’t real.
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