If Jetpunk Was an Online Shooter #1

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Introduction

This might be a bit confusing but...


This is a story, about 3 factions on an online shooter game (Jetpunk)

Each blog will explain events happening in the game

The 3 factions all want the Quizmaker, which is now the only way possible to make weapons, meaning if you don't have this item, you have a limited armory!

The 3rd faction has the Quizmaker at the moment.

That's all

Bye


Faction 1: No Name (yet)

ClutchNFerno: LISTEN UP MEN! I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY PANDORA49! NOW WE MUST OPENLY DECLARE WAR ON HIS FACTION!!!!!

NeilVedwan: SIR! QUESTION SIR!

ClutchNFerno: NOT NOW TROOP! WE'RE BUSY!!!!
Nazgul: Sir, with all due respect, we are the smallest faction. And no one really considers us a threat. Maybe we at least need a name?

ClutchNFerno: SHUT YOUR HOLE SERGANT!

Nazgul: Sorry General...

ClutchNFerno: ALRIGHT WHAT'S GONNA BE OUR NAME!!?? WE AT LEAST NEED ONE OF THOSE!!!! I'M LEANING TOWARDS: COOL GROUP!!! BUT THIS IS A DEMOCRACY AND WE SHOULD TAKE A VOTE!!!! ALL IN FAVOR OF COOL GROUP?

Nazgul: Face Slap

No Hands are raised.

ClutchNFerno: ALRIGHTY THEN... ANY OTHER IDEAS???

NeilVedwan: What about: THE ROGUE RIDERS!!!

sar7: No way, that makes us sound like motorcyclers, I sorta like THE BLOGGING BLUE SNAKES!!!

Nazgul: Nah, I kinda like the idea of the name THORN RAIDERS!!!

ClutchNFerno: THAT'S THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD!!!! THE NAME WILL BE... THE COBRA CRUSADERS!!!!

NeilVedwan: Well, it's kinda...

ClutchNFerno: IT'S DECIDED THEN!!! NOW LETS GO KILL SOME NOOBS!!!

sar7: Fine, but we gotta change it later.

Nazgul/NeilVedwan: Agreed

UPDATE: Faction 1 is temporarily called: The Cobra Crusaders

Faction 2: QMR (Quizmaster Republic)

Quizmaster: Congratulations troops! Our master plan worked! ClutchNFerno and his team now believe Pandora49s group tricked them! While they fight we can attack them both! They will be destroyed and sent back to the spawn point! HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ChineseChen: Since we are the biggest faction, we'll destroy those fools!

MG17: Our fortress is impenetrable! This Republic will win the war!

EthaBoo444: Totally!

CollabsyFriend: Yep!

Stewart: Best not to celebrate yet! We have to be strategic! Pandoras' team is posing the biggest threat to us, I suggest deep military tactics.

HinesBrothers: Eh, relax Stewart, these guys will never be able to take us out!

Stewart: But still... I have a bad feeling.

Quizmaster: Maybe you're right. Ok Stewart, what's your plan.

Stewart: Well... Seeing as we have the numbers it would be smart to flank both teams, then surround them as they fight. Once one team begins to dominate, we begin our attack. 

MG17: I'll send out scouts to check when the teams begin to fight. It's predictable that ClutchNFernos team will attack first.

Quizmaster: All right! Lets win another battle! HAHAHAHAHHAHA

The QMR Cheers

Update: The Cobra Crusaders have begun their attack

Faction 3: The Blogger Bombers

FelixStar1965: SIR! INCOMING ATTACK FROM CLUTCHNFERNOS FACTION!

ProximaCentauri: WHAT!? I GOTTA WARN PANDORA

Pandora49: No Need captain, I'm here.

FaroPor: Sir! Our troops are ready! I can lead them!

Pandora49: Go! I have faith in you!

FelixStar1965: I'm coming too Faro!
The two captains lead more Jetpunkers out to a wall.

FaroPor: Artillery, FIRE!

Cannons boom, shells rain from the sky

Faction 1: The Cobra Crusaders

ClutchNFerno: WE'RE TAKIN HEAVY FIRE! NAZGUL! GET YOUR *** OVER HERE FOR GODS SAKE!

Nazgul: AHHHHHHHH!

Nazgul goes flying over the trenches, dead. 

GrandOldMan: Clutch! General! LISTEN TO ME!

ClutchNFerno: SHUT IT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!

NeilVedwan: Oh no, OH NO, YAHHHHHHHH

A shell hits NeilVedwan, He too flys up and over ClutchNFernos head and lands on the ground. 

SirPhillippines: We're losing men by the second! And the spawn point is miles away!

ClutchNFerno: Don't worry! I put a few motorcycles by the spawn! They can get back easily!

sar7: I think that's them!

Two dots appear in the distance, NeilVedwan and Nazgul are zooming in. Suddenly, from no where, a rocket hits between the two, and they are blasted off their bikes.

Nazgul: NOOOOOOO

The Two explode. 

ClutchNFerno: WHAT!? WHERE'D THAT MISSILE COME FROM?

Faction 2: QMR (Quizmaster Republic)

Quizmaster: ATTACK! SURROUND THEM ALL!

The QMR Yell and Shout. 

Stewart: SNIPERS! FIRE

Bullets rain upon both teams, Chaos unfolds

Faction 3: The Blogger Bombers

FaroPor: Stupid QMR! Why can't they just leave this battle to us!

FelixStar1965: GET KESUKOS REGIMENT DOWN HERE NOW! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS!

Kesuko: No need, I'm here already. But my regiment is gone, one of Quizmasters shells hit us.

ProximaCentauri: Fall Back! We can deal with them inside!

FelixStar1965: Good Idea! FALL BACK! FALL BACK!

The Blogger Bombers begin to fall back inside their fortress.

Faction 2: QMR (Quizmaster Republic)

Stewart: SIR! MY SNIPER IS BROKEN!
Quizmaster grabs a wrench.
Quizmaster: Fixed!
CollabsyFriend: Sir they are in full retreat!
MG17: GUYS! I GOT A HEADSHOT ON CLUTCHNFERNO!
HinesBrothers: Dang bro! Nice shooting!
Quizmaster: Our work here is fin-

Stewart: LOOK OUT!

A shell hits the bunker

Quizmaster: AGH! Who'd we lose?!

Stewart: WE LOST MG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Malkiboy: Hey guys sorry I'm late...

Stewart: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Quizmaster: SHUT IT!

Stewart: Sorry QM.

Malkiboy: Hey, QM, my pistol broke.

Quizmaster takes out his trusty wrench

Quizmaster: Fixed!

Faction 3: The Blogger Bombers

FelixStar1965: Someone get me GeoSmartKirbyXD! I need his regiment guarding the quizmaker!

FaroPor: I'm on it!

Pandora49: We must guard that treasure! It's our only way to win this war!

Kesuko: I need more troops! I won't be able to hold the QMR for long!

ProximaCentauri: It's ok, the Cobra Crusaders are in retreat, it's just the QMR.

FelixStar1965: It's not ok! We still have to fight these...these...

FaroPor: *****s?

Pandora49: NO CURSING ON JETPUNK! DON'T MAKE ME BAN YOU!

FaroPor: AGH! Sorry General! Sir!

A loud boom sounds, the fortress shakes.

Kesuko flies through the wall

Kesuko: They're...coming...

Kesuko Dies.

ProximaCentauri: Dangit! The spawn point is miles away! We can't afford to lose our officers like this! Call a retreat! Lets move the Quizmaker to our backup base and get outta here!

All of a sudden the QMR (led by Quizmaster) Burst through the wall

Pandora49: AGH! Get out of here! Faro! Felix! Cover us!

Faro/Felix: Sir yes sir!

This next part isn't from the perspective of a select faction. This will mostly happen during standoffs, or one on one battles.

Quizmaster: Stop them!

Pandora49: RUN!

Felix and Faro fire away with their AK-47s

Stewart: AGHHHHHH, I'm Hit, I'm....

Stewart Dies, The officers of the QMR rage.

Malkiboy: FOR STEWART!

He takes out a pistol and fires twice, the two bullets hit their targets.

FaroPor: AIEEEEEE!

Now Felix is by himself, although he is wounded.

Quizmaster: Give us the Quizmaker!

FelixStar1965: How bout a grenade instead?

He throws a grenade. Quizmaster jumps for cover just in time, but Malkiboy and CollabsyFriend aren't quick enough.

Malkiboy: ARRRRGH!

CollabsyFriend: AW COME ON MAN!

Quizmaster, HinesBrothers, Ethaboo444, and ChineseChen are the only survivors. Felix is sent back to the spawn point.

Quizmaster: THIS ISN'T OVER!


TO BE CONTINUED!

Thanks for reading! Did it turn out ok? Is it too short? Let me know if you want (or don't want) to be in this! Thanks!
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Level 57
Apr 21, 2021
Wow, I didn't do anything to be in here, Nice blog Nazgul!
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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
Thanks!
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Level 53
Apr 21, 2021
If JetPunk was an online shooter, there would be lots of cheaters...wait...

-just joking-

Keep it up!

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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
Lol, Thanks!
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Level 51
Apr 21, 2021
very funny!!
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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
Thank You!
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Level 52
Apr 21, 2021
Good blog, just my name isnt EthanBoo444
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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
Oh sorry! I'll fix it!
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Level 50
Apr 21, 2021
Good Blog, although you misspeled my profile name (Note that a law applies here.)
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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
I'll fix it!
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Level 28
Apr 21, 2021
Wait, I die so fast? ;-;

Thanks for including me here, though. Nice series!

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Level 28
Apr 21, 2021
Funny, that Stewart is crying for me. How much consid...

Wait, why am I talking here? Am I a zombie? LOL 🧟‍♂️

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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
Don't worry, you will respawn and be in the next one!
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Level 28
Apr 22, 2021
I'm a zombie. LOL
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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
lol
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Level 56
Apr 21, 2021
LOL this is really funny, well done
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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
Thank you!
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Level 51
Apr 21, 2021
This story moved me to tears; but portrayed an unfortunate unrealistic depiction of I.
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Level 58
Apr 21, 2021
Same. @Nazgul made me do things I never would've done, make names never would've made, and say things never would've said. Funny, and the joke is on me.
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Level 60
Apr 21, 2021
Well I guess...

RIP everyone besides five people

2021-2021

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Level 54
Apr 21, 2021
Funny
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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
Thx!
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Level 46
Apr 22, 2021
Kesuko dies
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Level 46
Apr 22, 2021
anyways, thanks for including me. was certainly an... interesting blog to read, but great nonetheless.
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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
Thank you!
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Level 38
Apr 22, 2021
I'd love to be in the story
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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
Ok! I'll make sure to add you in!
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Level 38
Apr 22, 2021
Great Blog!
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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
Thanks!
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Level 50
Apr 22, 2021
This isn't about the blog, but what happened with the turkey blog?
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Level 52
Apr 22, 2021
I think it went private, but idk. ChineseChen gave me the link to the blog though here
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Level 68
Apr 22, 2021
It was pending resubmission. Currently when your resubmission needs approval the live blog is hidden (I need to fix that I know)
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Level 73
Apr 22, 2021
Yes! We survived!
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Level 43
Apr 22, 2021
I want to be in it
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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
Ok! I'll add you!
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Level 52
Apr 22, 2021
Interesting dialogue and a fairly creative concept.
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Level 30
Apr 22, 2021
Thank you!
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Level 50
Apr 23, 2021
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!