Chilefornia and The Leaf of Language (DOTJE spin-off)
First published: Wednesday September 28th, 2022
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Sep 19, 2022, San Francisco, Chilefornia
TNT: Do you have any information on their plans for the war?
CIR: No sir, it seems they don't have any plans yet. But we did find something else that we think you would find rather interesting.
TNT: What's that?
CIR: We heard that the reason the STF continue rising again and again in the EMG is because they are being funded by the Empire's and GrandOldLand. It seems they want to destroy the EMG's power in the South American region, and then take advantage of it.
TNT: Really? That's outrageous. I would declare war on GrandOldLand, but we are sworn to peace. I'll declare war on the Empire's instead.
CIR: But then GrandOldLand will likely defend their ally, and you will be at war with them anyway.
TNT: I know. But it will be them that has broken the truce, not me.
CIR: Aaaahhh... very smart sir. Oh, and one last thing. MCM has asked you to occupy Santa Barbara for him, to prevent it from falling into enemy hands.
TNT: He wants us to occupy his territory?
CIR: Yes sir. I guess it will be a rather benign occupation. Just so none of his enemies take control of it.
TNT: Ok, sounds good.
TNT: Also, I will first send spies to observe the environment of Siberia. After a few days, if all is fine, which it should be, the war will be declared.
CIR: Great, it'll be done.
Sep 26, 2022, San Francisco, Chilefornia
Advisor: Sir, the explorers will return in an hour.
TNT: Great, you may send a minor official to receive them and have them at the sunny meeting room in the palace as soon as possible. Remember that this is a secret mission.
an hour and a half passes
TNT: Welcome back. I hope everything has gone well.
Spy: Thank you. We have not found anything that would disrupt the invasion. You were smart to bring experts from the academic fields of our empire, as we have have made a mysterious discovery that could be very helpful as long as we can be certain that we will be the first to utilize it. Varaludzo will explain.
Varaludzo (representative of Chilefornia's official botany field): We have discovered a new plant on the borders of Siberia, in Empire's Imperial territory. It has not yet been fully studied, but what is important for all of us is that this plant has very thin leaves and is especially responsive to sounds. We discovered that this lets us distinguish human languages by watching the plant's leaf, even cut off, as sounds in the language's phonetic inventory causes certain movements. Now I'm sure you understand how this can be used to spy.
TNT: Wow, that's amazing! Do we know any ways this can be utilized further?
Varaludzo: The leaf can also be dissolved in water easily giving the water these properties to a lesser level.
TNT: Interesting. The immediate concern however is that these plants are in Empire's Imperial territory. While the Empire's Empire is no big threat, GrandOldLand is one of the few countries which rivals us in the field of national linguistics, and they would surely know of this if it was discovered by the EE. Have any ideas already been proposed about how to track these leaves to detect languages?
Varaludzo: Not yet, but what you mentioned is correct, and finding out if GrandOldLand has knowledge of this is crucial.
TNT: Well that's simple. As soon as the invasion is announced, we will immediately send spies disguised as Grandese soldiers. They will speak Grandese and talk about how GrandOldLand is going to invade the Empire's Empire and turn on them. If they have the technology to figure out what is being said, they may believe this and declare war on the Grandese, the larger enemy, and we can take out the EE after we both take out the Grandese. In this case we will have to break peace with them though. If they can figure out the language, and have already figured out technology for that, they may believe the Grandese have already arrived to help them, and start fighting back early and sending too many troops. If they have no knowledge of this, the invasion goes on.
Everyone: *approves the plan*
Hope you liked the blog. Geopro, you can decide whether the leaf is known. It was a bit inspired by the usage of Poxpolus so I hope it makes sense. Let's all continue making DOTJU blogs as the story continues.
!AYI VA LAVICA K'CILEPONYA!
bye
where are you at the groupThe stuff are just gonna get worst: Elections at 2nd. They will try everything to take me out of the power ;-;what is group, i think you had a dream that there is groupi think you had amnesia about the groupWhat does the sentence at the end of the blog mean?
In theory since the language is detected by the sounds the pattern of sounds can also give a translation, but the technology would have to be discovered.
whT do it say
victory to chilefornia
also return to dc and jp