Stupid-O-groovE ~3

Mr. the honorable title means mister, which comes from master.

Ms or Miss prob comes from missed or something that is missing.

Mrs. however comes from a mistress. A lover, eh?

Not much value for your legally registered beloved, eh? But it gets deeper. Wife means Mistress, but a mistress in China is known as the 2nd wife. (which is the highest rank of the pros in case anyone wants to know  [ask more below if you're intersted]). Let me repeat: wife = mistress, but mistress = second wife. Funny, ain't it?

Husband, yet again, comes from "house bound", which, essentially, means serfdom or "a slave to the ground". Wife in the meanwhile, means just... well as long as you don't think of the Dutch words.

In marriage, two spouses, traditionally, are pronounced as a man and a wife = man and woman. They have children, but WAIT! They do not. Children comes from childe, which means "youth of nobility". While as, not necessarily what you might think, the word bastard comes from "bost ard" which means=marriage action. Hmm...

Now opposite them, there are the nobles who have such as the, well, marquis=a sign over the entrance of entertainment venue (now), duke=something that people take in privy (now), baron=a boy, with a last name Trump, who adventures in late 1800s novels doing this wikipedia quote: "discovers weird underground civilizations, offends the natives, flees from his entanglements with local women, and repeats this pattern until arriving back home".

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