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Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or __ ________ if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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El Duderino
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Nihilists! F*** me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of ________ _________, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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National Socialism
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I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some chinaman took them from me in _____.
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Korea
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Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] "What the f*** is this?"
The Dude: "Obviously you're not a ______."
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golfer
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Smokey: "Yeah, but I wasn't over. Gimme the marker Dude, I'm marking it 8."
Walter: [pulls out a gun] "Smokey, my friend, you are entering _ _____ __ ____."
The Dude: "Walter..."
Walter: "You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering _ _____ __ ____."
Smokey: "I'm not..."
Walter: "_ _____ __ ____."
Smokey: "Dude, he's your partner..."
Walter: [shouting] "Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a s*** about the rules? Mark it zero!"
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a world of pain
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Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn _____.
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moron
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Jesus Quintana: "Are you ready to be f*****, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f*** you up." The Dude: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man." Jesus Quintana: "Let me tell *you* something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy s*** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your a** and pull the f****** trigger 'til it goes "click"." The Dude: "Jesus." Jesus Quintana: "You said it, man. ______ _____ ____ ___ _____."
[walks off]
Walter: "Eight-year-olds, Dude."
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Nobody fucks with the Jesus
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Maude: "What do you do for recreation?"
The Dude: "Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional ____ _________."
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acid flashback
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. _____ ___ ____, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
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There are ways
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Walter: "Am I wrong?"
The Dude: "No you're not wrong."
Walter: "Am I wrong?"
The Dude: "You're not wrong Walter. You're just __ _______."
Walter: "Okay then."
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an asshole
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[being forced into a limousine]
Hey, careful, man, there's a ________ here!
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beverage
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Lady, I got buddies who died ____ ____ __ ___ ____ so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!
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face down in the muck
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Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, _____ ______.
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sweet prince
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I've seen a lot of _______, Dude, and this guy's a fake.
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spinals
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