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Movie Misquotes Quiz

Name the movie or TV show that is misquoted below.
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Movie / TV Show
I vant to suck your blood
Play it again, Sam
Luke, I am your father
If you build it, they will come
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Greed is good
Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
Houston, we have a problem
Hello, Clarice
We’re gonna need a bigger boat!
Beam me up, Scotty!
Just the facts, Ma'am
That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!
Do you feel lucky, punk?
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How are these misquotes?
Oct 12, 2012  delete  reply
mal
Surely not all of these can be misquotes! I can feel some film watching coming on!!!
Oct 12, 2012  delete  reply
bluesdjben
I think some of these are very close to the original quotes, but over time people quoting the movie have changed the words slightly to make them fit better in a greater variety of situations, so eventually we remember not the exact words, but rather the essence of the quotes streamlined to make them even "more quotable."
Oct 12, 2012  delete  reply
ShadowofSin
Quizmaster, can you please list all of the actual quotes? Like, I knew Beam Me Up, Scotty! is actually Beam Me Up, Mr. Scott. But what are the rest of the actual quotes? ty! :D
Oct 12, 2012  delete  reply
irish41
But Tom Hanks actually does say "Houston, we have a problem." What's the misquote?
Oct 12, 2012  delete  reply
I think the misquote there is that some people actually think the men on the Apollo 13 mission said that.
Oct 14, 2012  delete  reply
Although Tom Hanks said, "Houston, we have a problem.", Jim Lovell said, "Houston, we've had a problem."
Jun 15, 2013  delete  reply
Good Evening, Clarice.
Oct 12, 2012  delete  reply
Play it, Sam. Play as "Time Goes By." If you build it, he will come.
Oct 12, 2012  delete  reply
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good." "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
Oct 12, 2012  delete  reply
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." "All we want are the facts, ma'am."
Oct 12, 2012  delete  reply
I believe the quote from the movie Apollo 13 is "Houston, we have a problem", but the actual statement during the Apollo 13 mission was, "Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here."
Oct 12, 2012  delete  reply
bugnuts
Yeah, but the quiz is misquotes from the movie or TV show.
Oct 20, 2012  delete  reply
Could Count Dracula and Crocodile Dundy be accepted?
Oct 12, 2012  delete  reply
Also, please accept Count Chocula and Crocodile Dandy. Thanks.
Jan 20, 2013  delete  reply
Count DeMoney from Blazing Saddles?
Apr 5, 2013  delete
"Yo, Luke, my bro, I'm, like, your dad!" Hehe...just wanted to see if y'all are paying attention!!
Oct 12, 2012  delete  reply
...and C3PO is your Oscar, and R2D2 is your mailbox, and Chewbacca is your throwrug, and...
Apr 5, 2013  delete  reply
bnwebs
"No. I am your father." :D
Oct 13, 2012  delete  reply
Who's your daddy!?
Jan 20, 2013  delete  reply
"I am your father." (few seconds later) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Oct 16, 2012  delete  reply
Technically (and boy oh boy do I mean technically...) Tom Hanks "Uhhh, Houston we have a problem" -- so if you are very very fickle; It is technically misquoted, because barely anyone says, "uhhh"
Oct 24, 2012  delete  reply
Agree with a lot of these comments. "Play it again Sam" is your classic misquote, given that "again" was never used, whereas the Wall St one does not contain any incorrect information- if you were referencing the quote in an essay for example you could write "Greed...is good". And just to add a few more of the "real" quotes: "That's not a knife... THAT's a knife", "YOU'RE going to need a bigger boat right?". Finally, "Hello Clarice" is pretty lame as a quote or a misquote. "Have the lambs stopped screaming Clarice?" would be better.
Dec 4, 2012  delete  reply
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