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Hint	Answer	% Correct
Well, it's been real, but I have a date to catch. Or should I say...	A catch to date	100%
Troy and Abed...	In the morning	100%
It's not a pen, it's a...	Principle	100%
Don't eat the...	Crab dip	83%
Frankly my dear...	I don't give a dean	83%
Troy and Abed are...	In mourning	83%
Fire can’t go through doors, stupid...	It’s not a ghost	83%
Girls are supposed to dance. That’s why God gave them...	Parts that jiggle.	83%
Pop	Pop	83%
We're the only species on earth that observes...	Shark week	67%
Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid...	They're not fire	67%
I am a Spanish genius! In Español, my nickname is...	El Tigre Chino	50%
It's called chemistry, I have it with...	Everybody	50%
Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and then it turns out...	I already ate it	50%
Come on I'm dean, and my hands are so clean. At this moment...	I am stapling	50%
Now, this is a man who knows how to...	Marry his cousin	50%
That's	Nice	50%
If you have to ask then you're...	Streets behind	50%
Hey, did you hear about the turtle in China?	Two packs a day!	50%
Oh, bing, bong, sing along, your team's....	Al Gore 'cause your views are wrong	33%
I quit doing blow, not...	Being rad	33%
I discovered at a very early age that if I talked long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So either I'm god, or truth is relative. Either way...	Booyah	33%
I was gonna be the first person in my family to graduate from community college. Everyone else...	Graduated from normal college.	33%
I scolded Leonard today, so according to Greendale bylaws, I now have to...	Grant him three wishes.	33%
The night beckons. Its black fingers curl and uncurl, going like...	Hey, come here	33%
As far back as I could remember, I always wanted to be...	In a mafia movie	33%
I was so unpopular in high school, the crossing guards used to...	Lure me into traffic	33%
If I come over there, there are gonna be two sounds...	Me hitting you...twice	33%
Doing more than the minimum amount of work is...	My definition of failing	33%
I hope you enjoyed my work again. You can't stop me because what are you going to do...	Not have butts?	33%
To me, religion is like	Paul Rudd	33%
They're a rising star in pharmaceuticals. They invented fibromyalgia and	The cure for fibromyalgia	33%
I wanna see if wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and...	Then get wiener	33%
I don't know--if I was in 70 films over 30 years, and spent each one talking at random volumes, I might accidentally...	Win an Oscar.	33%
I wanna believe you're right Britta, but	You never quite are, are you?	33%
My name is...	Alex	17%
Vaughn wants to show me a cloud that looks like ...	A pumpkin	17%
After you left, it was closed for sentimental reasons. And also...	Asbestos reasons	17%
I know what a metaphor is! It’s like...	A thought with another thought’s hat on	17%
Do they find thoughts in our...	Butts?	17%
If it was cool to eat god, he’d be a...	Chicken finger	17%
The name's Annie Edison, but people call me Psycho, 'cause I had a nervous breakdown in high school. My partner's a...	Christian housewife	17%
Did you know you can make napalm out of...	Common dish soap and cat food?	17%
Nice going, Tweedledum and...	Even Tweedlerdum	17%
Britta, I've got self-esteem...	Falling out of my butt	17%
A passing grade? Like a C? Why don’t I just...	Get pregnant at a bus station	17%
The word he’s looking for is ‘sassy’...	He better pray he don’t find it	17%
I teach law at Greendale, so believe me...	I don't know much about law	17%
I don’t get history. If I wanted to know what happened in Europe a long time ago...	I’d watch Game of Thrones	17%
I made a new rule that the air conditioning school has to act like a real school. I can do that because...	I'm their Messiah	17%
As long as you're happy...	I'm unsettled	17%
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cancer. Oh good, come on in	I thought it was Britta	17%
What happened is between us and Jesus. And...	Jesus don't snitch	17%
Tell me how to get this laid back, or I'll...	Kill your families	17%
You can do whatever you want, you just have to know what that is. For me, it's...	Lucky Charms and TV	17%
Sorry I'm late. The sidewalk is...	More comfortable than it looks	17%
See, that's what I need to learn! How to be all dead inside with...	Muscles on top	17%
You can yell at me all you want! I've seen enough movies to know that...	Popping the back of a raft makes it go faster	17%
My god, Annie, what kind of labyrinth have you created? Certainly not the magic kind with...	Puppets and macho rock stars	17%
Abed, have you been racist this whole time while I'm telling everybody at church what a...	Sweet little caramel angel you are	17%
Which would make me ten, because everyone is...	Ten for two years	17%
You are human tennis elbow, you are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth, you are...	The opposite of Batman.	17%
When the world gets bad enough, the good go crazy. But the smart...	They go bad	17%
TV never abused and insulted me...	Unless you count Cop Rock	17%
City College is trying to destroy Greendale, and they're an...	Unstoppable jugglenaut	17%
She was born in the '80s. She still...	Uses her phone as a phone	17%
No, of course not! I copied and pasted the lyrics to...	War (What Is It Good For)	17%
As an agnostic, I'm gonna bring my...	Winning smile	17%
I have a gift! I'm special! I'm not a loser like you! I'm gonna eat space paninis...	With Black Hitler, and there's nothing you can do about it!	17%
Our first assignment is a documentary. They’re like real movies, but..	With ugly people	17%