Lyrics
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We are the Roundheads
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We don't want Kings no more
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That's why we started the English Civil War
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People say we're no fun, but we disagree
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Especially when explaining Parliamentary Democracy
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That's enough dullness
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We're the Cavalier crew
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Supporting King Charles and everything that he'll do
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Purtians bore us
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It's really a crime
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When your parliamentary business
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Cuts out partying time
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Roundheads, soundheads
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Keep the music down heads
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Rules and regulations lead
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Dull but fair
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Cavaliers three cheers, wackier head gears
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We live to boogie with our peers
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Unfair? Don't care!
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I am the king
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I can do what I like
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Start up a war
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Or a big tax hike
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Got a French wife
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She's a Catholic
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Oh law! Really King Charles, we're not quite sure
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Insolence is that how you talk to the crown
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I'm the king, I'll just close parliament down
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I think you'll find that's in breach of due process
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Here's what we say to that. Now clean up this mess
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Roundheads, soundheads
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Witches should be drowned heads
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Don't believe in crowned heads
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Parliament's our thing
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Cavaliers three cheers, your superiors
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We're the toffs who cry Hear Hear and
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God save the King
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Calivers. Roundheads. The English Civil War
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Why is it call civil?
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May I kill you please? Sure!
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Love civil wars to be fought on this land
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If I get to power Christmas will be banned
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No chance Cromwell
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Victory will be mine
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You'll never pass a ban on mince pies and mulled wine
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That's what you think
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Just wait til your caught
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I'll also scrap theatre, music and sport
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You pathetic war will finish before it's even begun
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We've taken Charles prisoner
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The Roundheads have won
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Victory three cheers
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Cavaliers in tears
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No power for years
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I'm the leader of the pack
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Charles head roundhead
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Hurrah now the King's dead
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Sins binned
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Instead a righteous track
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But we'll be back
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