Suburbs of Bundaberg - Queensland

Joey, babes, you're killing me here. Not only is your selection of suburbs frankly so randomised as to be a little disquieting, you've picked maybe 3 in the actual city of Bundaberg. You also had the goddamn nerve to tell me that BUNDABERG is a suburb in BUNDABERG. What kind of horrifying russian nesting doll situation is this??

For your reference, this is the CONSERVATIVE distances from Bundaberg Central (Bundaberg is a smaller, rural city).

Abbotsford - 38.9km

Boolboonda - 83.3km

Damascus - 55.9km

Delan - 44.4km

Doolbi - 53.5km

Doughboy - 75.2km

Drinan - 52.2km

Duingal - 60.9km

Electra - 35.8km

Elliot - 19km (Unless you meant Elliot Heads, which is in an entirely different direction but actually correct)

Givelda - 29km

Kolonga - 96.2km

Kullogum - 59.2km

McIlworth is, regrettably, not a place in the entire nation.

Morganville - 72.8km

Mullet Creek - 46.8km

Neerum (Neurum) - 340km :)

New Moonta - 76.6km

Redhill Farms - 55.9km

Skyring Reserve - 56.7km

Takilberan - 73.3km

I Am Sad.