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Strange Bible Stories - Multiple Choice

Do you know how this Bible story or verse goes ?
Quiz by skukka
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Last updated: March 12, 2019
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1. David wants to marry Saul's daughter, but Saul doesn't want David to marry his daughter, so he demands a bride price of...
1000 ears of his enemies.
1 child of his enemy.
10 scalps of his enemies.
100 foreskins of his enemies.
2. Two angels visit a guy called Lot in the town of Sodom. All men living in Sodom turn up at Lot's door demanding to rape the angels, so Loot...
...asks the men if they would rape his daughters instead.
... asks the men if they would rape him instead.
...lets the men rape the angels and joins in.
...asks the angels to kill all the horny men in town.
3. Lot and his daughters escape Sodom and move to an isolated cave. There...
...the father gets his daughters drunk and rape them.
...the daughters get their dad drunk and rape him.
..the towns people get drunk, find the cave and rape them all.
...the angels find the cave and rape them all.
4. Elisha was a man who was ridiculed by some kids so he cursed the kids and sent a bunch of bears to kill all 42 of these kids who had been teasing him. Why did the kids make fun of Elisha?
He was fat
He was old
He was poor
He was bald
5. Samson caught 300 of these animals and tied them together for some reasson. Which animal was this?
Rat
Fox
Dog
Cat
6. Which is a real verse (Exodus 22:18) ?
"Do not allow a sorceress to live."
"Do not allow a child to drink wine."
"Do not allow a woman to wear a hat."
"Do not allow a bastard to to work."
7. How does this Psalm 137 continue: "Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us ...
...He who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."
...He who seizes your bread and hides stones in it."
...He who seizes your cattle and and pours its blood on the ground."
...He who seizes your house and burns it to the ground."
8. What is a real biblical ''Don't'' (Leviticus 19:19) ?
Do not dash infants againt the rocks
Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material
Do not burn your neighbours house to the ground
Do not wear sandals with wooden soles
9. Jesus said that it’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than...
...for women to be silent in the churches.
... a caravan travel across the desert.
...for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.
10. According to Deuteronomy 22: ''If you see your neighbor working on a Sabbath, you should...''
...invite him for dinner.''
...work on your own house.''
...kill him.''
...help him.''
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Level 29
Apr 28, 2024
It was for some "reason", not some "reasson"(question 5).

This made me laugh a few times. When Bible stories are presented briefly to modern people they can seem very strange.