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  • This quiz has been taken 44 times
  • The average score is 8 of 12

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EpisodeSynopsisQuote% Correct
The GermansAfter having his head hit by both a moose and a fire extinguisher, a concussed Basil tries desperately not to offend some guests from a particular country"Don't mention the {war}, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it alright"
100%
Communication ProblemsBasil's already stressful existence is compounded by an utterly ferocious and very deaf guest"May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window: Sydney Opera House? The {Hanging Gardens} of Babylon?"
95%
Basil the RatThe ultimate bane of a hotel owner's sanity is a health inspector. That and Manuel, in Basil's case."You have {rats} in Spain don't you or did Franco have them all shot?"
83%
Gourmet NightIn an attempt to schmooze the local nobility, Basil struggles to throw together some exquisite food after his Greek chef gets 'potted'"If you don't like duck... then you're rather {stuck}"
78%
The BuildersBasil enlists a feckless builder to do some basic refurbishment, with inexplicably disastrous results"If you're not over here in twenty minutes with my door I shall come over there and insert a large {garden gnome} in you. Good day"
73%
A Touch of ClassBasil's sycophancy towards the upper class is exploited by a con-man"Racket? That's Brahms! Brahms' Third {Racket}!"
73%
Waldorf SaladA belligerent American guest demands quality service"Uh, I think we're just out of {Waldorfs}"
68%
The AnniversaryBasil's little nest of vipers storms off when he pretends to forget an important date"It's perfectly Sybil, simple's not well. She's lost her throat and her {voice} hurts"
58%
The Wedding PartyBasil is caught between a lusty Frenchwoman and the scandalous activities of the guests(Speaking about his wife's laughter) "Always reminds me of somebody machine-gunning a {seal}"
55%
The Hotel InspectorBasil will go to any length to please the incredibly odd Mr Hutchinson in a case of mistaken identity"It is not possible to reserve the BBC2 channel from the commencement of this {televisual feast} until the moment of the termination of its ending thereof, thank you so much"
50%
The PsychiatristBasil's desire to appear 'normal' causes him to act even stranger than usual in front of two experts"Are you dining here tonight, here in this {unfashionable dump}?"
18%
The Kipper and the CorpseOne guest just had to die in his sleep the same night that plenty of other guests have complaints to make"This is supposed to be a hotel, not the {Burma railway}!"
10%

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