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Lamest jokes ever

Name these lame jokes
I have NO IDEA what they mean.
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Last updated: December 26, 2022
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Lame Joke Answer
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener
Did you here about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All it was doing was collecting dust
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
10,000 soles were lost the police said some heels started it
What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum?
They're both purple except for the rabbit
I like elephants.
Everything else is irrelephant
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third guy ducks
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
For drizzle
Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed some space
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