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1.Wgat the dog doin
bowbowbhow woofwoof
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nice opinion. small issue. i have stolen your toilet paper.
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barkbark
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miaaou
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2.do you have a snout
of course i have snot. it is in my nose
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frog
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yess 😊🐶
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what that 🤔
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3.Are you a human being
Y-y-yess 😨😰 why are you questionjing me??? I am a normal human being and i enjoy hobbies such as breathing, yelling in singing bars, working in a corporate job and scratching bum.
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I am doog
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Yes
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No
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4.Do you have fur
does body hair count as fur?
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yes
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*sphinx cat meow*
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No i am vegan
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5.What is yiur favourite snack
bone (yummy 😋😛)
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choccy snaks
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milk n fishhies
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sizzling walnut brownie topped with in-house french vanilla ice cream, served with craft beer and a delightful potato starters basket and three delicious sauce varieties.
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6.Do you have an owner
yesss :)
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no i am the master of this world and universe actually 😅
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no i am the master of this world and universe, bow down to me you filthy peasant 😾
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i am but a lone traveller 😔 in this cold and lonely world, there is no one to claim me and no one i can call mine
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7.where do you sleep
garbage truck, landfill or sewer
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mama papa's bed (im scared of monster in the dark 😢)
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a cosy bed for myself
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kitchen counter
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8.have you committed any of the following crimes yes or no
tax fraud and embezzlement
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downloading pirated copies of movies
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illegal immigration and smuggling of drugs
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murder and aggrevated assault
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9.what is your height
56600 cm to 6000 cm
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6 feet 10 inches (i am also very muscular and i go to the gym and i am a feminist i believe in equality i have fluffy hair and nice jaws and i listen to mitski and taylor swift and harry styles and conan grey please date me)
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around 23-25 cm
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somehwere between 15 to 110 cm
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10.will u eat food afyer this quiz (and bathing)
i have no requirement for any variety of sustenance
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