Hint
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Answer
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why did the chicken cross the road?
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to get to the other side
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why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
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she kept running away from the ball
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what do elves learn in school?
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the elf-abet
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why shouldn't you write a broken pen?
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because it's pointless
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why can't you trust the king of the jungle?
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because he's always lion
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what did one wall say to the other?
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I'll meet you at the corner
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what do you call a sad strawberry?
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a blue berry
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how do you organize a space party?
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you planet
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what do clouds wear under their shorts?
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thunder wear
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why do mushrooms get invited to every party?
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because they are so fungus
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why couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet?
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because he always got lost at C
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what do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
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nacho cheese
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why should you never play poker at the zoo?
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there are too many cheetahs
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what's an egg's favorite vacation spot?
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New Yolk City
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what's the shortest month of the year?
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May
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what does a pig put on a dry skin?
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oinkment
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How do you open a banana?
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a mon-key
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
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A pork chop
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what do you call a fake noodle?
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an impasta
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why did the chicken run across the road?
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to get to the other side faster
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why did the dinosaur cross the road?
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because chickens didn't exist yet
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why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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he didn't have the guts
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why can't basketball players go on vacation?
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they aren't allowed to travel
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Where is a basketball player’s favorite place to eat?
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Dunkin’ Donuts
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What does Guardiola do with the Manchester City team during half time?
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he gives them a pep talk
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what do you call minecraft on mute?
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mimecraft
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Why can't you score against a basketball player who plays Minecraft?
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Because they are always blocking
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Why does Cristiano Ronaldo always cleans his house?
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he can't stand it looking Messi
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